Poll: Are You Pee Shy?
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View poll results: Are You Pee Shy?
Yes
17 33%
No
35 67%
Voters: 52.
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#1
The Marine thread made me realise that I have a crippling disability. I am pretty awesome, but I have a major flaw: I'm pee shy. When I'm in public, it's a constant battle with myself to get a flow going. You're just sitting there, limp dick in hand, praying that the waterworks will start. It's even worse when there is a big line behind you, if you are at a hockey game or a concert it becomes a serious issue. I guess I'm like the Jets, I can't perform without being at home.

Does anyone else struggle to get a flow going in public? Poll up in a moment.
#2
Quote by Thrashtastic15
I guess I'm like the Jets, I can't perform without being at home.




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#4
I don't know why, but just in the past few years this has developed. I usually tend to wait for a stall to open up and then I am fine. Try that.
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#5
Get your prostate checked man.
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#6
People who have that problem have tiny penises, fact.
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#7
Nah, if I gotta go, I gotta go.
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#8
At my age not pissing is the problem.
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#9
Quote by darkstar2466
Get your prostate checked man.

I can pee fine at home. Or if I'm alone. I just can't get a flow going when there are other people around and I'm not in a comfortable home environment.
#11
I get pee shy around creepy lookin dudes in public places. It's odd.
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#12
Quote by Thrashtastic15
I can pee fine at home. Or if I'm alone. I just can't get a flow going when there are other people around and I'm not in a comfortable home environment.


Happens for me too. Unless I'm very drunk. A stall is fine. A urinal is generally not.
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#13
Think of five situations in which it would be terrifying to pee, and rate them one to five.

Conquer them step-by-step and you shall overcome your shy bladder as I did.
#15
Quote by Thrashtastic15
I can pee fine at home. Or if I'm alone. I just can't get a flow going when there are other people around and I'm not in a comfortable home environment.


Well, then remember to not pee before you leave home next time. You're gonna have to pee at some point, and you'll have no choice but to holler at a fat piss somewhere.
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#18
Quote by darkstar2466
Well, then remember to not pee before you leave home next time. You're gonna have to pee at some point, and you'll have no choice but to holler at a fat piss somewhere.

Even if I really have to go it's a bit of a struggle. I have to close my eyes and think of a safe place. I probably look so fucking creepy, eyes closed holding my dick for like a minute or two.
#19
I normally have no problem pissing in public. But last semester I went to a stall at my school, and this kid kept asking me questions about the english final while I was trying to piss...

And I couldn't piss. It suuuucked!


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#21
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I hate the Jets

He meant Winnipeg you stupid American.

Edit: And no, I don't care how many people are watching me while I piss.
#22
Quote by RU Experienced?
He meant Winnipeg you stupid American.

Today you are an honourary Canadian.
#23
I'm only able to pee if there are *at least* four or five people one foot taller than me peering over to watch my flow.
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#24
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Even if I really have to go it's a bit of a struggle. I have to close my eyes and think of a safe place. I probably look so fucking creepy, eyes closed holding my dick for like a minute or two.


You might benefit from doing Kegel exercises? If you can control the pee on/off switch, you could see good results in turning it on at command, rather than having it be involuntarily closed because of setting discomfort.
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#25
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
People who have that problem have tiny penises, fact.

You projecting, homie?
#26
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']You projecting, homie?
Nah, I just statet a fact that anyon who has that problem has a smal penis, problem
?
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#27
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Nah, I just statet a fact that anyon who has that problem has a smal penis, problem
?

How else would you come to a conclusion like that?
#28
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']How else would you come to a conclusion like that?
I did some scouting.
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#29
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Today you are an honourary Canadian.

I better grab some Moulson and watch the Bruins destroy the Habs then. I wouldn't want to let my people down.
#30
Quote by RU Experienced?
I better grab some Moulson and watch the Bruins destroy the Habs then. I wouldn't want to let my people down.

lol o u
#31
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Even if I really have to go it's a bit of a struggle. I have to close my eyes and think of a safe place. I probably look so fucking creepy, eyes closed holding my dick for like a minute or two.


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#32
Quote by Thrashtastic15
I guess I'm like the Jets, I can't perform without being at home.



Edit: Oh the Winnipeg Jets. **** Canucks!
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#33
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
I did some scouting.

I'll give you the benifit of the doubt.

But I'm watching you.
#34
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Edit: Oh the Winnipeg Jets.

All I know about the Jets is that they are a bunch of chokes and they have an incredibly obese coach
#35
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I think the male ones have dicks, Im not sure though.

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#37
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I thought this was actually about public urination...

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#38
My dick works fine. It works so well I can whip it out on the roadside, in the mall, in a church hall, wherever I am when I need to piss, I can piss.


Generally my inhibitions hold me back, though.
#39
I can piss on the side of the road no problem. I can also piss on the door handle of other people's cars if I'm drunk and I don't like them.
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