Poll: What role would you play in Star Trek?
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View poll results: What role would you play in Star Trek?
Captain
9 11%
First Officer (#1)
6 8%
Science Officer
12 15%
Medical Officer
3 4%
Engineer
17 22%
Communications Officer
4 5%
Helmsman
6 8%
Security Officer
3 4%
Red Shirt
19 24%
Voters: 79.
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#1
Let's say that you are actually alive in the not too distant future, let's say the Star Trek universe. You've been assigned to a Starship and the crew and you are ready to go exploring the universe and seducing green aliens. What role would you play in the escapades?
#2
The hot black chick.
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#3
The elf.
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#6
Green alien.
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#9
I wouldn't have a problem being Spock. But I don't watch Start Trek, so I voted medical officer because I would be like Dr. Cox.

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#10
The captain.

I'm arrogant and have absolutely no idea what's going on. I'm perfect for the job.
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#11
Quote by Dirge Humani
I. Could. Narrate the. Captain's. Log.

Stardate. SBG-9X. We are. Flying to a. Planet. To have sex with. The native. Species.


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#13
I don't understand anything of what you just said so "yes".
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everything that you've come to expect


#14
Quote by moscaespañol
I wouldn't have a problem being Spock. But I don't watch Start Trek, so I voted medical officer because I would be like Dr. Cox.



We'll call you Dr. McCox.
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#15
I don't know what I'd do, but something tells me I'd be wearing a red shirt.
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#16
Quote by StewieSwan
We'll call you Dr. McCox.

His name only works for the role because it starts with that hard 'C' and ends with an even harder 'OCKS'


McCox just straight up won't work.

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#17
Somebody's gotta get shot.
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#18
Chef. Failing that, I assume even sci-fi toilets need cleaning and plumbing from time to time.

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#19
I'd be a cockroach roaming peacefully in the ship.
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#21
Fuck star trek. I'll be like Han Solo in star wars.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#22
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Fuck star trek. I'll be like Han Solo in star wars.

And I'll be Grito, but this time I'll kill you.
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#24
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And I'll be Grito, but this time I'll kill you.


I'll get Chewie on your ass, motherfucker!
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#26
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
And I'll be Grito, but this time I'll kill you.


Greedo, dumbass.

NERDRAGE >:C
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#27
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Screw this, dibs on Chewie.



I could do this all day





Who'll be princess Leia?
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#29
I'd be a Klingon and slaughter you all.
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#30
I'd be a Tribble.
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#34
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I'd be a Tribble.

And a damn fine one at that.
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#35
Quote by Jackal58
And a damn fine one at that.


Don, you get to be Jabba when I end up being Han Solo.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#36
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Don, you get to be Jabba when I end up being Han Solo.

I will be more than happy to rectify Jabba's mistake.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#37
Quote by Jackal58
And a damn fine one at that.

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#38
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*purrr* *purrr* *purrr*

Pet pet pet.

Anybody have a napkin?
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#40
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I will be more than happy to rectify Jabba's mistake.


Will that work with the dementia?
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
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