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I wanna see how many interesting things the pit has created in their kitchen that are simple, and tasty. I started making these Reese tasting things a few days ago, and everybody keeps eating them all and it's pissing me off...cause I don't get any.

Anyways, my recipe is to get two spoonfuls of crunchy peanut butter, one spoonful of Nutella, mix together, dob onto wax paper. Then melt 1/3 cup of chocolate, and poor on top of dobs of what you just created, then stick in the freezer for a few hours. They are messy, but taste really really good.

That's something I do, now pit, lets see if you have anything you can make other than Ramon noodles. We can have like...UG's cook book of doom or something.
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Pickle In A Cup

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Add whateverthefuck you want. It's pretty hard to damn near impossible to fuck up Ramen noodles.

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#5
Steam hamburger patty on stove, add miscellaneous ingredients and spices (i.e. paprika, jalapenos, etc.) Excellent meal.
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Pickle In A Cup


Hmmm... NOPE! Too complex for me. Back to eating pocket lint it is.
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An initial investment of $20 in spices renders all ghetto-cheap foods absolutely delicious.


Seriously this. Stove-top mac-n-cheese + salsa and random spices can also be excellent.
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Man, if you are eating pocket lint, I'll send you some of my pocket lint plus part of a peanut...if it's that bad.

Aw, and based on what I've gathered from a certain tedious slogan, your Texan pocket lint should be bigger too!
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I've been thinking of cooking some rice and adding ramen to it
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Just throw everything in a pan at once and turn the fire up to big.


I don't think this is how cooking works.
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Hmmm... NOPE! Too complex for me. Back to eating pocket lint it is.


Pickle



Is that better?

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I don't think this is how cooking works.


Sure it is.
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Pickle



Is that better?

Dammit... can you reduce it further? Nevermind, I'll just start adding seasoning to my pocket lint.

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Sliced (not processed) cheese (marble or cheddar) and bread, fry in a frying pan, eat.

Instant meal.

So... grilled cheese?
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1 medium (preferably thawed) sized chicken breast
1-2 packs of ramen noodles (chicken flavor, preferably)
Barbecue Sauce

Stick dat chicken on a heat source. We happen to have one of those counter top griller things, so I use that generally, but pan frying will work too. Once the chicken is done, put on low heat and prepare the ramen. While it's boiling away, baste the chicken in barbecue sauce a few times. Add ramen seasoning, drain water, cut up chicken, add to ramen, eat like a bawss.

I also like to do a similar thing with penne noodles, but skip the barbecue and add a stick of butter to the penne. Grated parmesan cheese is good on top as well. This also has the added benefit of lasting a good 6-8 meals too.
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Dammit... can you reduce it further? Nevermind, I'll just start adding seasoning to my pocket lint.


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Deer jerky

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Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Zoot Allures on cooking:

"What does this soup need?"

1 gallon of milk
1 bottle of ketchup
1 chicken (leave the beak and feathers attached.)
25 apples
1 bottle of vinegar
50 habaneros
3 bags of sugar
15 cans of tuna


Yeah, I won't be eating anything like that.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
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God damn there are hard decisions to be made. I want that to be my avatar so badly.

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Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Zoot Allures on cooking:

"What does this soup need?"

1 gallon of milk
1 bottle of ketchup
1 chicken (leave the beak and feathers attached.)
25 apples
1 bottle of vinegar
50 habaneros
3 bags of sugar
15 cans of tuna


Yeah, I won't be eating anything like that.


I am a true warrior, and that sounds glorious.
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No thanks, I don't like tofu.
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#28
when i have extra hotdog buns(ad who doesnt after making hotdogs)
i put jelly ad penut butter and a banana in there and eat it

it works when youre too lazy to cook anything
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I am a true warrior, and that sounds glorious.

Only lunatics, meth addicts, and Nick Oliveri would ever eat something like that.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
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Ramen and Rice
Ramen and Chili
Ramen
Ramen and sliced chicken breast
Ramen and hot sauce
Ramen and Ravioli
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Quote by dullsilver_mike
God damn there are hard decisions to be made. I want that to be my avatar so badly.

*edit


I am a true warrior, and that sounds glorious.


That sounds like instant death. You must think you'll get 72 blue eyed virgins after you eat it as well, right?
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Oh god this thread

My throat hurts now, thanks a lot
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That sounds like instant death. You must think you'll get 72 blue eyed virgins after you eat it as well, right?


If you put enough vinegar and habenaros into anything (as mentioned in that list), it will just taste like hot sauce and that's enough to make anything taste good.
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My throat hurts now, thanks a lot

Bet this thread isn't the first time you've said that.

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That sounds like instant death. You must think you'll get 72 blue eyed virgins after you eat it as well, right?


This man's from Texas, so he knows what he's talking about.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
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- Chicken breast
- Chardonnay
- Spice
- Lemon juice

Instructions: NUKE THAT SHIT!
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Bet this thread isn't the first time you've said that.

It's the first time he's been unhappy about it.
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You know so much about me don't you?

Nahhh you're French-Canadian so I just assumed

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