Poll: Are you fine with old people walking around the showers in the buff?
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View poll results: Are you fine with old people walking around the showers in the buff?
Y
39 44%
N
43 49%
TS is awesome
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Voters: 88.
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#1
I mean, how come old people always walk around in the locker rooms bare-ass naked? I'm so sick of seeing this happen every time. I mean, how simple is it to keep your underwear/towel on until you've actually reached the shower? Why make the trip with everything hanging? I don't get it.

Also, it's not only that but sometimes they just sit there and talk to every person that passes by!

Do any pitters have experience dealing with these shameless bags of wrinkles? Sorry about the harsh wording, but they need to stop strutting around like they own the place. Be naked in your own home if you have to be.

Poll.

EDIT: Poll says 'showers'. I meant to say 'locker room'
Last edited by Represent at Jan 13, 2012,
#2
They've just reached the age where they DGAF.
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#9
Think of it like this, those are 60 year old balls you're looking at. His living balls are older than you by 3 to 4 times your age.

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#11
I like to look at old men at locker rooms.
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#12
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They've just reached the age where they DGAF.

This.


I know if I was their age I wouldn't GAF either.

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#14
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Think of it like this, those are 60 year old balls you're looking at. His living balls are older than you by 3 to 4 times your age.

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#15
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I like to look at old men at locker rooms.

He does. It's true.


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#18
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They've just reached the age where they DGAF.

Exactly. By that point there's nothing to be ashamed of. It's not like people can judge you for being out of shape or whatever, because you're old. You can't help it.
#21
that is silly
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#24
Quote by Nelsean
Think of it like this, those are 60 year old balls you're looking at. His living balls are older than you by 3 to 4 times your age.

You should be grateful to be in the presence of elderly wise testicular gatherings.
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I'm fine with old men in locker rooms as long as they aren't bending over.
Especially if your name is Bob and they have one "B" tattooed on each of their buttocks
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#26
It's f*cked.
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#27
Being a lifeguard, I encounter this all of the times. It really doesn't bother me, unless they stay in there past closing time. I want to go home dammit >>
#30
I like it. It's like looking into the future.

And then I get to feel confident and sexy having a tight scrotum.
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#31
Today I learned that element's scrotum is tight.
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#32
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#33
You just reach that point in life where social conventionalism is irrelevant.
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#34
TS, just, please stop making 5+ threads a day. I think it is actually against the rules to make more than one thread a day. Also, please stop making polls, NO ONE likes the, "TS is awesome option," that's just your 5 other accounts.

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#36
This post shall not be directed at anyone in particular, but western society as a whole:

CUT OUT THE SEX NEGATIVITY! There's no reason to hide body parts. We've all got the same stuff. I mean, of course men and women are different, and then there are people who don't fit into the male/female binary. Even at that, though, we're all people. What's so disgusting about a penis that it has to be hidden? Why is it so traumatizing to see a wrinkly, fat, naked guy?? It's not, you all just need to stop being so damn fastidious.

Clothing should only offer protection against the weather and other mishaps. Surely, if you trip, it would be less painful if you were clothed than naked. It should not have to protect us from nudity, because we don't need to be protected from nudity. It's not a bad thing.
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#37
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Think of it like this, those are 60 year old balls you're looking at. His living balls are older than you by 3 to 4 times your age.

You should be grateful to be in the presence of elderly wise testicular gatherings.

You're a hero.


OT: I don't care. As long as they don't walk by at a really small distance...
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#38
There's always that one naked old man who stands in the changing rooms with one leg on the bench, either gazing around the room with an air of dominant confidence, or being preoccupied with his mane of grizzled nether hair.
#39
It's not something I'm ok with, but once you get to a certain age, I guess you just don't give a f ck. Let it go.
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#40
Who the hell cares? I have to take public showers daily, eventually you really just dont notice it.
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