#1
Alright, so I went to bed at 10 (5 hours ago) and woke up at 2. After about half an hour of thrashing in the bed and doing weird tired shit, I decided to go have a bath. It is now 3:31AM and I feel as if I want to sleep really badly, but I can't because I also feel restless. I started off with a lot of mucus/cough that has now moved down into my chest. I really don't want to be awake for the next 24 hours.

What's my game plan, Pit?

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#4
Eat a huge meal accompanied with wine, that usually makes people sleepy.
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#5
Well, it's 3:46 AM so I'm afraid that isn't possible, Kensai.

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#7
IF you've got lots of bread, pizza, carbs basically and warm milk. Eat 'til you're full and just wait 15 minutes, you'll be out like a dead taliban being pissed on.
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IF you've got lots of bread, pizza, carbs basically and warm milk. Eat 'til you're full and just wait 15 minutes, you'll be out like a dead taliban being pissed on.


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#13
4:08, can't warm anything up, food is between my bedroom and my parents'

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#14
Well friend i'm in the same boat thanks to a drunk ass room mate bashing around all night then deciding 7:30am was a great time to start blasting mediocre brit-pop crap at full volume just after i'd finaly fallen asleep.

I'm gonna wait till he finaly passes out and sh*t in one of his shoes.

This in no way helps your situation but it'll make me feel alot better.
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#15
Break into your neighbours house and be really loud and scary. They would probably call the cops and if you resist arrest they will beat the living crap out of you. Youl probably pass out which is almost as good as falling asleep.


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#16
What about auto-erotic asphyxiation? Gone wrong.


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TS is the queen of england apparently.
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#17
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TS is the queen of england apparently.


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Nope, not a problem with that... 7 months soon

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4:08, can't warm anything up, food is between my bedroom and my parents'



So you can run a bath but not put something in the oven?
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#23
Woke up at 2:30 PM... successful sleep

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#24
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Woke up at 2:30 PM... successful sleep


Well I'm glad that crisis was averted.
#25
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Woke up at 2:30 PM... successful sleep

Well congrats on falling asleep.
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#26
I've been in the same position, but for me it's usually girl troubles. I usually write a tune.
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#28
It's 1:20 am and I'm awake due to consuming too much caffeine about an hour ago. I'm not gonna sleep for a while, but it's self inflicted so I don't mind. Just listening to some Modest Mouse and chilling.
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