#1
So i have come to the conclusion that Mass Effect is really a metaphor for adolescence
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#4
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.
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#5
Mass Effect is actually a metaphor for massively effective. You just think about that, little mister.
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#6
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I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

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#9
Hey blame the person that wanted to see a thread like this
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#11

Mass direct.
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#12
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#13
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I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.


I'm pretty sure they're more of snide insinuations.
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#21
Mass Effect is a prophecy. Approximately 100 years before we find the Prothean ruins on Mars.
#22
I clicked this thread thinking "oh shit a thread on my favourite game?"

Now im disappointed
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#23
Way to let me down, waste of 2 minutes of my life.
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#24
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I clicked this thread thinking "oh shit a thread on my favourite game?"

Now im disappointed


This. I expected video games.

PIT!?!?? WHY U NO TALK ABOUT MASS EFFECT?????
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#25
Mass Effect blows, because it's an x-box game.

Note : I know it is also on the superior platform, but I can still smell x-box's tainted ass all over it.
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#27
I think mass effect is really a metaphor for how asinine OP is.
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#28

Mass Defect.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#29
Mass Effect is a piss poor series of games and that is all.
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#31
^mass erect.
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Life goes by?
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#32
I'm Commander Shepard and this is the most retarded thread in the galaxy.