#1
Prank my co-worker? I work at Quizno's and recently we have started a "prank war". So the obvious thing to do was ask the Pit for help.

Unleash the fookin fury.
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#2
Tell a third coworker to tell the prankee that there's a big mess in the bathroom that they need to clean. When they walk into the bathroom, BAM! You're ****ing his mom.
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#4
Tell him that he has to get up every morning and go to a shitty job as a Quizno's sandwich artist.

That'll show him good! Oh wait, that's your job too. My bad.
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#5
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Tell him that he has to get up every morning and go to a shitty job as a Quizno's sandwich artist.

That'll show him good! Oh wait, that's your job too. My bad.


Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!


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#6
Give him a sub with your dick in it. That'll show him.
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#7
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Jack off in his morning coffee.

While this is embarrassing, it doesn't have the kind of payoff a good prank should have. Do you tell him he just drank your spooge? Will he believe you? Is that going to be particularly satisfying for you on the odd chance it all comes together? or do you just film yourself jacking off into the coffee and play it when he's almost all the way through the cup?

Give him a sub with your dick in it. That'll show him.

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#8
Try to convince him his name is something else by getting everyone to call him that. I did that as a prank to a friend once. Well, he wasn't so much a friend as he was an acquaintance. And the prank was really more like a bit of revenge, but he wasn't really my acquaintance, more like a rival. And it wasn't so much getting everyone to call him something different as it was me murdering his family and actually he was my sworn enemy. Anyways, it was awesome. Then I found twenty bucks.
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#9
Cup of water on the ledge over the door ready to fall. Instant party.
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Cup of water on the ledge over the door ready to fall. Instant party.


Or flour. A whole bag of it.
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#15
get realllly good at snapping wet towels, it's only way you will ever survive in any kitchen environment. I can shred garbage bags and potato sacks with my wet towel snap, bitches gotta learn
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#16
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potato sacks

I hope to God your inspiration to use the word "sacks" in this phrase is not inspired by your ability to shred other types of sacks.
#17
Delete all the episodes of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" on his pvr.


That'll show him.
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#19
Hide all the sandwich ingredients on a day you have off and he has to work. Then punch him in the mouth and run away cackling like a witch.
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#20
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Or flour. A whole bag of it.

I can't help but think this line of thought is going to end in a concussion.
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#21
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I hope to God your inspiration to use the word "sacks" in this phrase is not inspired by your ability to shred other types of sacks.


you mean like nutsacks right? im sure i could break skin if i tried. the question is, how hard do i have to snap it to make your nuts and your sack separate items?
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