#1
Don't know if you guys saw Colbert go on ABC's "This Week" with George Stephanopoulos but it was hilarious. George never seemed to understand what Colbert was getting at with his obvious sarcasm. Here's the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0fwkv9CNbY
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#2
Sad thing is he's just as good as any other candidate.
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#3
It seems more like Step is playing along.
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#4
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It seems more like Step is playing along.

I'm quite certain he is. Wasn't he even just on Colbert/Stewart lately?
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#8
"We'll have an explosives expert. A guy who is a mountain climber. We'll have a brain in a jar."

Excellent, love Colbert. This whole Super PAC thing is so crazy in it's likeness to the other candidates.
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#9
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