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#1
Yes, that's exactly it, motherfucker.

Because we want to belong to the real world.

Well, the porn pact serves as a psychological incentive for those of us who want to get an honest breath of fresh air for once, to break the habit and possibly find we never have to look back again.
Deep down all of us know we're better of without porn, or in any case...why not put yourself to the test? C'moooon

Of course you have absolutely no obligation, it's entirely up to you, so let's do something cute...i'll make two different categories, one we'll call the Trial Period and the other one Indefinite.
The first one is basically a one-month threshold to put yourself to the test - you'll have one "life", so you won't be out if you give in at any point, but it can only happen once.
For those of us who are REAL hard-asses there's the Indefinite section, two lives but no pre-established time limit, not to be seen necessarily as an eternal pact, as much as a personal challenge.

If there are any other ideas regarding its organisation feel free to fire away, i made this all up on the spot.

Let me know if I left you out

TRIAL
isabiggles FAIL'D
ali.guitarkid7 (1)
VillainousLatin (0)
Brendan.Pivin (1)
WCPhils (1)
RiseTheFallen (1)
son_of_bodom FAIL'D
IronMaiden76 (1)
Tragic Mulatto (1)
bingeandletgo (1)
Metallicuh (1)
donender (1)
GazzaCee(1)
Hebriqui (1)
************ (1)
poopsmith666 (1)
GbAdimDb5m7 (0)
So-Cal (1)
jimmyled (1)
skater5thg (1)
itzkpanda (1)
N_J_B_B (1)
Shotgunmerc (1)

INDEFINITE
Me (2)
Saint78 (2)
-Mantra- (2)
shavorules42 (2)
skylerjames13 (2 - 4 months or so or whatever )
DarkTom666 (2)
juckfush (1)
cptcomet (2)
Scowmoo (2)
MusicMan24 (2)
rhino1957 (2)
Guodlca (2)
sfaune92 (2)
Steve635z (2)
6StringBlazer (2)
Trowzaa (2)
Gaiad (1)
thedefrockednun (2)
JamSessionFreak (2)
ApatheticMe (2 - for life)
theonlyproof (2)
Saturnsveil (2)
Slicer666 (2)
Good_Lord (2)
StonedColdCrazy (2)
YesterdaysToday (2)
MeGaDeth2314 (2)

Rules

If you sign up you mustn't watch porn for as long as you can. That's it.
Fap all you like, in fact, i encourage you to start using your imagination. Other than that it's up to you. It's a personal challenge and you treat it as you see fit.


EDIT: Challenge is under way, i will report back whenever i can to update OP
Last edited by Basti95 at Feb 7, 2012,
#2
Fuck everything about this. Im tempted to risk the ban just to post porn.
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#4
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#6
lolno
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10
Quote by Basti95

Want to feel like less of a slimy butthole?
no
Want to increase your chances with ACTUAL females? (they really do exist...IKR!)
no
Wanna start living in the real world? Feel real love? Become overall a better person and more acceptable in civilised society?
no
Do you mind for the love of god washing your hands??
lolnah

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#11
Quote by Basti95
Deep down all of us know we're better of without doing porn, think about it, there are plenty of consequent symptoms and undesirable effects to list
I can't think of any
Quote by Jon777
But that's how I make my money.
#12
ok, sign me up for the trial period

edit-

Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



Jeremy Clarkson is a knob.
Last edited by Carswell98 at Jan 15, 2012,
#13
I kind of expect shitloads of naysayers, sure, but I'm also doing it for myself so if you want to keep being a sticky perv with no right to a social life y- lol JK- you can do what you want bro.

Say where you want to be like this (maybe with the number of lives if you wanna be extra helpful :3

Basti95 - Indefinite (2)
#17
Quote by CoreysMonster
No porn, eh?

Well, I guess can stick to pin-up models for a while.



Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#18
I'm going to go watch porn now. And I don't watch porn.
Quote by Athabasca
My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#19
I can only assume that TS has a serious porn addiction if he feels like it's affecting his life to such a great extent.
#22
Quote by Basti95
Want to feel like less of a slimy butthole?
Want to increase your chances with ACTUAL females? (they really do exist...IKR!)
Wanna start living in the real world? Feel real love? Become overall a better person and more acceptable in civilised society?

This man is lying! I very rarely watch porn and haven't seen an improvement in any of these things!!!
#23
Quote by Basti95
feel free to fire away


I couldn't get further than this suggestive phrase without stopping to masturbate.
#24
Sign me up.

I've done this before and only made it like a week but might as well give it a go. By the way, does this include masturbation too or just porn?
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#26
op what do you have against using periods in your sentences, because they all kind of look like this, you just seem to string all of your ideas into one thought, so when i read your post i feel like you are talking like this...


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#27
Quote by Jon777
But... but the virgin birth...

My thoughts exactly. Childbirth seems like it would ruin porn for anyone.
#28
Quote by psychokiller99
op what do you have against using periods in your sentences, because they all kind of look like this, you just seem to string all of your ideas into one thought, so when i read your post i feel like you are talking like this...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzvrfKg1Xy0

Get some cosmic peanut-butter, cause TS just got Space Jammed.
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#30
I'm out.
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#32
If I was a dinosaur, i'd be the Fappasaurus Rex. You're idea can suck my balls. And then toss my salad.
#33
Oh man...
Now I have to go search for breast-feeding videos on youtube just to get off.


I can still do that right?
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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#34
Quote by Tragic Mulatto
Has anyone made a porno out of the nativity story?
could be money in that.

I was browsing porn the other day and I swear to god I found a DVD called "Roots: A XXX Parody"...


QUOTE=CoreysMonster]No porn, eh?

Well, I guess can stick to pin-up models for a while.


Grand Idea! lets fill this thread with "Non-Pornographic" temptation!

... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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#35
Have fun.




“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

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#36
So.. if I sign up do I admit that I need to sign up for something like this to stop watching porn, and thus, making me admit I'm an addict?

Also, does this pact includes masturbation, because if it does... **** that.

P.S. I don't think that if I stop watching porn I will magically meat a girl, so **** that too.
#37
Quote by VillainousLatin
I will magically meat a girl

Keep the faith: you can meat her all night long
#38
Quote by BlackLuster
I smell some seriously good trolling in here, because TS simply can't be serious...

I'm sure he's only half serious about most of the stuff people are getting butthurt about.


Sign me up for trial, I'm a little more heavily addicted to this satanic invention than most people.


I wonder if there are actual porn withdrawal symptoms
#39
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I'm sure he's only half serious about most of the stuff people are getting butthurt about.


Sign me up for trial, I'm a little more heavily addicted to this satanic invention than most people.


I wonder if there are actual porn withdrawal symptoms


premature ejaculation at the sight of a little bit more than what you are used to see can be one right?

Also, I guess I'm gonna accept my "addiction" and go with a trial too...
#40
My girlfriend adn I watch porn during sex to get off faster.

Don't give a ****.

Not watching porn isn't gonna change your life, and if you're weird/young enough to feel guilty for looking at porn then stop looking at it.
Last edited by stratkat at Jan 15, 2012,