Poll: Have you ever been stalked?
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View poll results: Have you ever been stalked?
Yes
26 30%
No
37 43%
Never had a GF/BF
23 27%
Voters: 86.
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#4
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#5
Yeah, she somehow got my facebook password and got pissed off at shit you'd get pissed off at if you were a couple.


Then again I did the same.
#6
I've been sortof stalked by some weird chicks, but they weren't my exes.
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#7
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I've been sortof stalked by some weird chicks, but they weren't my exes.


Same here.

Goddamn I hated that school.
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#8
Eh. I doubt you count internet-stalking, but it started to make its way into a day-to-day thing, to a much lesser degree. So sort of.
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#9
Ive been stalked by some odd guys at my school...... but then again, that's basically what happens at high school...
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#10
I am currently under suspicion of being stalked by this bitch-ass crazy girl. I made that thread about a girl couging up blood weeks ago, and she's been getting worse and worse. She became extremely controllive and obsessive. She got pissed at me for saying I was going to go out to the to look for girls. We then got in a fight, I said I won't talk to her for the rest of the night, and then she faked a suicide attempt the next morning trying to get my attention.

Now she's always running into me ALL THE TIME at school when I only have ONE class with her, she picks her routes to where she sees me, I catch her staring at me, she's trying to hang out with EVERY guy when I'm around, she walks into my group of people I'm talking to in the one class I have with her, and she ALWAYS tries to make eye contact with me. I still haven't said a word directed towards her for at least two weeks.
#11
Yeah by 2 chicks. The first of which wasn't so much a stalker as a girl who knew quite a lot about me and I didn't even know her name, she'd always follow me home or wait for me at the gate of school and act like I was her feck buddy/boyfriend in front of her friends (She was like 14/15 and I was 17).

Second was mad niggerish (IF you get that reference, you have an awesome sense of humor). I remember she used to call my house sometimes, and since I never answered the phone she'd leave voicemail messages and my mum wasn't happy about that. She'd always know where I was, where I've been and what I had been doing as well as leaving love notes and apparently some kind of voodoo doll...
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#13
My first girlfriend stalked me for several months after we broke up, during which time she stopped washing so as to "preserve me". She would lurk outside my house and stare up at a bedroom window (which was actually my grandparent's, not mine) and once sat in the alleyway behind my house cutting her wrists with glass and sending pictures to my phone. It wasn't very pleasant, especially as I had to actually ask her not to kill my next girlfriend after her claims of "IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NOBODY CAN!!"
#14
No, but I was followed by an older man once. Not kidding, had no idea who he was. It was also the first time I was driving and I was 15 and with my dad and he just about kicked the guys ass
#15
Nope, but I've adopted an internet stalker. She was asking for my phone number 48 hours after I accepted the seemingly innocuous stranger's facebook friend request
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#16
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My first girlfriend stalked me for several months after we broke up, during which time she stopped washing so as to "preserve me". She would lurk outside my house and stare up at a bedroom window (which was actually my grandparent's, not mine) and once sat in the alleyway behind my house cutting her wrists with glass and sending pictures to my phone. It wasn't very pleasant, especially as I had to actually ask her not to kill my next girlfriend after her claims of "IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NOBODY CAN!!"

She sounds like a keeper!

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#17
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I am currently under suspicion of being stalked by this bitch-ass crazy girl. I made that thread about a girl couging up blood weeks ago, and she's been getting worse and worse. She became extremely controllive and obsessive. She got pissed at me for saying I was going to go out to the to look for girls. We then got in a fight, I said I won't talk to her for the rest of the night, and then she faked a suicide attempt the next morning trying to get my attention.

Now she's always running into me ALL THE TIME at school when I only have ONE class with her, she picks her routes to where she sees me, I catch her staring at me, she's trying to hang out with EVERY guy when I'm around, she walks into my group of people I'm talking to in the one class I have with her, and she ALWAYS tries to make eye contact with me. I still haven't said a word directed towards her for at least two weeks.

You remember when we all said that she was crazy and you called us all disgusting shitheads?

Take that.

Anyway, alot of boys stalk me, I have alot of other boys to defend me though
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#18
I wish anyone cared enough to stalk me
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#19
Where's the "I don't know because they're a good stalker" option??

Have I ever done the stalking though....that's a different kettle of fish entirely

Seriously though, no, never stalked and never been stalked.
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#20
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My first girlfriend stalked me for several months after we broke up, during which time she stopped washing so as to "preserve me". She would lurk outside my house and stare up at a bedroom window (which was actually my grandparent's, not mine) and once sat in the alleyway behind my house cutting her wrists with glass and sending pictures to my phone. It wasn't very pleasant, especially as I had to actually ask her not to kill my next girlfriend after her claims of "IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NOBODY CAN!!"


If that's true that's straight fucked. Creepy.

I haven't been, luckily.
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#21
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You remember when we all said that she was crazy and you called us all disgusting shitheads?

Take that.

Anyway, alot of boys stalk me, I have alot of other boys to defend me though


Yeah yeah but you took it a bit too far at the time. You did more than just call her crazy. But yes, I was wrong. She's crazy.

Boys stalk you? When you're a guy?
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#22
^ I think I remember that thread. I didn't post though because it just seemed like everybody was being way too extreme.
#23
Yes. By a girl. Lead to sex.
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#24
Quote by Myaccount876
Yeah yeah but you took it a bit too far at the time. You did more than just call her crazy. But yes, I was wrong. She's crazy.

Boys stalk you? When you're a guy?

Yeah it was to get you mad so that you will start thinking if we are actually correct, we all just helped you.

Kinda yeah.
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#25
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^ I think I remember that thread. I didn't post though because it just seemed like everybody was being way too extreme.


Thanks lol. Some pretty nasty shit was said, though someone made a joke with a link to natural selection, which I now look back on and laugh at.

Waiting to see how long until dumb bitches go extinct...

EDIT:
We're cool now I guess... ^
Last edited by Myaccount876 at Jan 16, 2012,
#26
Some odd girls have creeped on me before but it's not full blown stalking.

I'm very sure I've never stalked anyone, unless talking to my friend to ask where a certain girl would be at a certain point of the school day so I could talk to her about something.
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#27
I haven't been stalked or stalked anyone but when I'm out in public I glare at all the hot girls, with the hope that my gaze will destroy a part of their soul.
#30
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none of my ex's ever felt a need to stalk me. their loss.


...Need a stalker?
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#31
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none of my ex's ever felt a need to stalk me. their loss.

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#33
I'm not a stalker, but sometimes I feel like one because my unintentional eye contact problem.
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#34
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I am currently under suspicion of being stalked by this bitch-ass crazy girl. I made that thread about a girl couging up blood weeks ago, and she's been getting worse and worse. She became extremely controllive and obsessive. She got pissed at me for saying I was going to go out to the to look for girls. We then got in a fight, I said I won't talk to her for the rest of the night, and then she faked a suicide attempt the next morning trying to get my attention.

Now she's always running into me ALL THE TIME at school when I only have ONE class with her, she picks her routes to where she sees me, I catch her staring at me, she's trying to hang out with EVERY guy when I'm around, she walks into my group of people I'm talking to in the one class I have with her, and she ALWAYS tries to make eye contact with me. I still haven't said a word directed towards her for at least two weeks.


Good. Remember that the next time you're acting like we're all cunts when we point out that the bitch is insane.

OT: No. I'm too much of a recluse to even bother to go out and end up with a girlfriend, so I don't have to deal with that.

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#35
Yeah, but just for a day or two. I don't know if she really realized how f*cking annoying she was being until I started ignoring/acting like a dick to her. I've never been stalked to a large degree, thankfully.
#37
Been stalked
Have stalked (actually just drove past her house ONCE late at night. . . still it's creepy)

What's worse than either, is getting sh*tfaced, and sleeping with the one stalking you. It was a bold strategy, didn't pan out.

Next I'm gonna' try marriage, that'll teach the b*tch.
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#38
My ex wore the sweatshirt I gave her every day for 2 years after we broke up and texted me about how much she missed me all the time, that sort of counts? She was batshit though
#40
Quote by Myaccount876
I am currently under suspicion of being stalked by this bitch-ass crazy girl. I made that thread about a girl couging up blood weeks ago, and she's been getting worse and worse. She became extremely controllive and obsessive. She got pissed at me for saying I was going to go out to the to look for girls. We then got in a fight, I said I won't talk to her for the rest of the night, and then she faked a suicide attempt the next morning trying to get my attention.

Now she's always running into me ALL THE TIME at school when I only have ONE class with her, she picks her routes to where she sees me, I catch her staring at me, she's trying to hang out with EVERY guy when I'm around, she walks into my group of people I'm talking to in the one class I have with her, and she ALWAYS tries to make eye contact with me. I still haven't said a word directed towards her for at least two weeks.


Wait, she's still alive??
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