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#1
My girlfriend is taking a women's studies class and had to interview a few people with three questions. I think the Pit's responses will prove humorous. We might try to use a few of these, so at least attempt to answer all of them.

Are you a man or a woman? (Allow informants to identify other options as well.)

How do you know that you are a man or a woman?

If you did a DNA test and it came back showing that your chromosomal makeup was that of the other sex or that you were intersexed would that change how you think about yourself or the way you behave?

Tally your results
Note any interesting responses (verbal or otherwise)
Did anyone suggest any option other than man or woman?
Include notes about facial expressions, demeanor, or visual gender presentation
#3
How exactly would my attitude change? i still have a dick.
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#4
Are you a man or a woman? (Allow informants to identify other options as well.)
Man

How do you know that you are a man or a woman?
Because I have a dick and I'm not a homosexual faggot liberal

If you did a DNA test and it came back showing that your chromosomal makeup was that of the other sex or that you were intersexed would that change how you think about yourself or the way you behave?
I don't care about "DNA testing" and all that science bullshit.
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#6
1. Man
2. Physical attributes mostly.
3. Nah, I'd have to get sterilized and shit.
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#7
Are you a man or a woman? (Allow informants to identify other options as well.)
Man

How do you know that you are a man or a woman?


If you did a DNA test and it came back showing that your chromosomal makeup was that of the other sex or that you were intersexed would that change how you think about yourself or the way you behave?
I would be puzzled and ask for a retest.
#8
Male
Dick
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#9
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Are you a man or a woman? (Allow informants to identify other options as well.)

How do you know that you are a man or a woman?

If you did a DNA test and it came back showing that your chromosomal makeup was that of the other sex or that you were intersexed would that change how you think about yourself or the way you behave?

man
my dick
test results are false

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#10
Quote by CrossBack7

Are you a man or a woman? (Allow informants to identify other options as well.)
Man
How do you know that you are a man or a woman?
I have a dick
If you did a DNA test and it came back showing that your chromosomal makeup was that of the other sex or that you were intersexed would that change how you think about yourself or the way you behave?
Nope, still have a dick.

there you go.

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#11
I continue with my life, not giving a damn.
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#12
I am a man.
I have a penis.
I have a penis. I don't care what my chromosomes say, if I was born with a penis, I'm a guy.
#13
Thread's a bunch of derp. Only those who've never looked down their pants before would find this interesting.
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You were saying?
LOL HE Tr0LL U!!!1!
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#17
1. I'm a dude.
2. I have a dick and too much testosterone that's causing male patterned baldness.
3. I'd fuck shit up.
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#20
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male

There you go.

Male (♂ refers to the biological sex of an organism, or part of an organism, which produces small mobile gametes, called spermatozoa. Each spermatozoon can fuse with a larger female gamete or ovum, in the process of fertilization. A male cannot reproduce sexually without access to at least one ovum from a female, but some organisms can reproduce both sexually and asexually.

Not all species share a common sex-determination system. In most animals, sex is determined genetically, but in some species it can be determined due to social, environmental or other factors. The sex of humans is determined genetically


They should also read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_sex
and explain to me their nonesensical findings and how they came to them.
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#22
ITT: People don't know the difference between gender and sex.
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#23
Doesn't matter, had sex.
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#24
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ITT: People don't know the difference between gender and sex.

you know what OP means. Let's not be semantic.

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#25
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you know what OP means. Let's not be semantic.



What? OP said transgender. ITT people are answering as if he said transexual. They are not at all the same thing.
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#26
1.Man
2.I like ****ing bitches
3.I would still like ****ing bicthes
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#27
I would demand they returned my vagina at once xD
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#28
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What? OP said transgender. ITT people are answering as if he said transexual. They are not at all the same thing.

I know they are not. But do you think OP does?

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#29
I am a man.

I have male genitalia.

If I had the chromosomal makeup of the other sex that would make me female, and that would mean I had been born a female, with female genitalia.

thread makes no sense to me. (googled out of interest: men with female chromosomes http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XX_male_syndrome and even then the men still have male genitalia)
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#30
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What? OP said transgender. ITT people are answering as if he said transexual. They are not at all the same thing.

How exactly do you 'find out' you're transgender? He's not talking about gender roles in OP he's talking about things in the realm of science.
#31
Quote by moscaespañol
I know they are not. But do you think OP does?


Probably not, but the questions are from a 3rd party anyway.


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How exactly do you 'find out' you're transgender? He's not talking about gender roles in OP he's talking about things in the realm of science.


I couldn't tell you because I am not transgender. But being transgender doesn't make you a transexual, nor does it make you gay/lesbian (well that's kind of debatable because if you are a man who identifies as a woman and you still like women then you could be considered a lesbian).
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#32
Quote by Zoot Allures
He's not talking about gender roles in OP he's talking about things in the realm of science.

No, he's saying what if it turned out your sex was female, what would happen psychologically, how would you react? Would you still be of the male gender?
Last edited by due 07 at Jan 16, 2012,
#33
I'm a man.

I have a penis.

I understand that it is a customary part of American culture to put your penis inside stupid things if you are a man. So I would put my penis inside whoever made a pretty glaring error in the testing.
#34
I'm a female-minded male I guess, but I tend to think of myself as a human/person

How do I define my gender? hard to say, considering the intricacies of just what gender is (unless you're stuck at "you have a dick, man up pussy"), but I guess one could extrapolate from male gender roles that are contrary to my approach intellectually, emotionally, etc. I guess you could say I know more what I'm not than what I am, what with gender dysphoria and stuff like that

If I found out I had XX chromosomes, or XXY, XYY, XXYXYYXYXYX, et cetera, I think that might explain a decent bit, in a Dr Money sort of way. Wouldn't change my plans to transition though
#35
1. Male
2. Junk
3. I had a night out with my buds, and had some fun with a really hot chick. The next day, very early in the morning without a piss, my parents have to take me to the doctors to have my piss sampled for some reason.

My eyes would widen and my pupils would dilute. My parents would then try to handle it, yelling at the doctor, my mother cursing doctors worldwide for their horrible accuracy at everything. I would then ask my dad who has been trying to calm his wife down for the past 10 minutes, "Am I really a girl?"

He would then reply, not really paying attention to my question, "That's why!"

I would then walk out of the hospital calling the world a whole bunch of bullshit, and run home (which is very close to the nearest hospital). I would jack off for one last time to some shitty porno, then run to my bisexual friend's house.

I would then talk to her about it, telling her to tell no one. She would then tell her best friend, it would then get all over the school. I would go into a bout of depression, while the teachers would try to sympathize.

My parents would then take me to the lab again out of rage of my suicidal thoughts, this time taking a hair sample instead of the pee sample they previously took. The doctors ask me if I had recently had sex.

I either accept being a "girl" or break it to my parents that I had sex the previous night. I might kill myself one way, my parents may kill me the other way. My parents start glaring at me.

I break down. I say under sobs...

"I'm sorry."

They begin to hug me out of sympathy. The doctor then gets the DNA sample back, saying that I am in fact 100% a boy.

I appear in the newspaper the next day, the announcement is heard all over town. My mom goes on the ellen degeneres show, as she always dreamed, to discuss the scare.

My friends begin to talk to me again. They invite me to hang out again for another boys night out...
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#36
Quote by due 07
No, he's saying what if it turned out your sex was female, but you were still of the male gender. Would you still be of the male gender?

So his question is a total hypothetical, such as 'what if you found out you were a dinosaur'?

Since it would be quite hard to not realise you were biologically a man.
#37
it would depress me and my GF, but it wouldnt be the end of the wold, i would feel like i know myself better, and hey, im fairly girly anyway, now i get to wear girls clothes lol
#38
Quote by Zoot Allures
So his question is a total hypothetical, such as 'what if you found out you were a dinosaur'?

Since it would be quite hard to not realise you were biologically a man.

Gender is more psychologically, not physically (like sex).
#39
Quote by Zoot Allures
So his question is a total hypothetical, such as 'what if you found out you were a dinosaur'?

Since it would be quite hard to not realise you were biologically a man.

Sometimes you are completely on point man.
#40
Quote by due 07
Gender is more psychologically, not physically (like sex).

I know, but what you were saying that he means is that if you were physically no longer a male would you still be within the male gender role? And the point i'm making is that, given that i am biologically a male, it is as hypothetical as my other post apparently.
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