#1
One of my friends told me this. Obviously it isn't true, but he said 'if it sounds true, it is true'.

So pit, any phrases that aren't true but sound true?

ie. 'Chocolate milk comes from brown cows
#4
This is the worst thread I have ever laid my eyes on. If it sounds true, it is true.
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#7
The above post is false.
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#9
You mean SCOTCHLAND?
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#12
Black dudes shoot dark brown spooge.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#13
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Black dudes shoot dark brown spooge.
Black people shoot chocolate spooge.

At least, that's what my mother told me for years.
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#14
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Black people shoot chocolate spooge.

At least, that's what my mother told me for years.

Arabs shoot humus.
Indians shoot curry powder
Asians shoot sweet and sour sauce
Hispanics shoot chunky salsa
Oh, and white people shoot mayonaisse

Did you think all these foods just came out of the ground???
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#15
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#16
Are you retarded TS? It's called Scotch tape because it's made from Scotch obviously.
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#17
Quote by snipelfritz
Arabs shoot humus.
Indians shoot curry powder
Asians shoot sweet and sour sauce
Hispanics shoot chunky salsa
Oh, and white people shoot mayonaisse

Did you think all these foods just came out of the ground???
This reminds me of that thread, Chocolaid.
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#20
If her age is on the clock, she's too old for the ****.
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#22
'Twas the middle of the night
And the time was so right
Just me and her alone
She was a marvelous sight

She gave me my cue
To me she was true
I knew exactly
What she wanted to do

It felt so good, so right, so fine
It was an offer too good to decline
She knew what I wanted, she wanted to stay
Upon the horizon saw I the trees sway

All my compulsions combined into one
I felt slight excitement as my entire world spun
My heart pounding hard in the walls of my chest
I carefully laid my hand unto her breast

So she gladly opened her legs wide and moaned
All the way through as I sat on my throne
Her wonderful body was fine and revered
Before you knew it, the white stuff appeared

And thus concludes my story
My dear great old friend
The first time I milked a cow
What a wonderful trend.

- Wolfinator-x
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You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
Last edited by Wolfinator-x at Jan 17, 2012,