#1
I may be showing up to a party this Saturday as a stripper. I am male and totally clueless on what to do beyond strip down to my speedo and dry hump the crap out of these fine young ladies. I figured The Pit would have a lot of fun with this thread. All I ask of you are stripper name suggestions and general advice. I want to pull this off in a semi-serious but very silly manner.

If you have a story/experience that relates please do share.

Already planning to grow out a mustache for them after party mustache rides though. I know what they like.
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#3
I can't wait for the humiliating follow-up thread.


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#4
Spend some money on research*.


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#5
give your penis a matching mustache, swing your little pecker around like a windmill, and use it to slap them in the face. girls like being hit in the face with dicks!

alternatively, shove a fleshlight down some slut's throat and demonstrate how useless she is at blowjobs
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#6
Tell the women you chose Cyndaquil as your starter. They'll be all up on your dick.

I'd be, anyway, and I'm not even gay.
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#11
Be clean shaven. I think women generally find male strippers hilarious, not attractive. Do funny shit
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#14
I'd say wear a condom, in case you ejaculate when you're not supposed to. Might put a damper on things if it goes everywhere.
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Be clean shaven. I think women generally find male strippers hilarious, not attractive. Do funny shit

This seems like the best thing. For men, strippers are about the attention and attraction. For women, it's more about the energy and fun. Just be the life of the party. Tease them, but all in a playful way, not necessarily "sexy."

Also, wear a lot of layers, so when you're stipping down, they keep thinking "Oh, now we're gonna see some skin" but then you surprise them.

Oh, and don't forget to hang dong.
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#24
I've stripped, done the full monty, had guitar too, that was a cool gig.

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and gym and also, remain sober and remember, they want fun and DON'T worry about any little blemish or anything and just be yourself.
Also, I don't know where you live, but, look for stripping costumes and find the costume that's right for you.
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#25
I don't know about male strippers but I used to strip in a few clubs, it's just about being yourself and do whatever feels right don't overthing it.
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#30
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I have cups just like that.

You have C cups? Impressive, seeing as you're male.
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You have C cups? Impressive, seeing as you're male.

You can't even see her boobs in the picture. You just assume because she's black she has C-cups? That's racist.

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Already planning to grow out a mustache for them after party mustache rides though. I know what they like.

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#34
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You can't even see her boobs in the picture. You just assume because she's black she has C-cups? That's racist.


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#35
Oh shit, I thought that was a man. :|
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