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#1
So I work at a movie theater, and I was ushering, so I'm standing there minding my own business, when 2 girls I previously let in say they are gonna go buy some popcorn, they tell me to remember their face and one of them squeezes her cheeks and blows me a kiss.

I pay no attention to it and move on, so they come back and they start talking with me, there were barely any people around and I was bored so I just talked, she started touching my hands and laughing and she smiled at her friend alot, so she asks me how old I am, I say that I am 18 and it's pretty illegal for me to even touch her, she says she is 16 and she laughed while she said this, so I just nodded away and eventually she left to the movie, I saw her again after that at the mall during my break, she stuck her finger inside her mouth and kinda sucked on it, then I left.

It's a pretty shocking experience, a girl hits on me and she is 13

Sad but true.
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#2
It was your sister right?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#3
Woah woah woah...

A girl talked to you?
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#4
Mhmmm. Better than my day, I guess.

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Woah woah woah...

A girl talked to you?


He has no idea how lucky he is.
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#6
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It was your sister right?

I wish I had a hot sister.
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#7
You sick bastard.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#10
Do you know for a fact she was 13?
Either way, sounds hot. I couldn't complain about getting hit on with such gusto. Even if they were 13, always a nice compliment...a confidence booster.
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#11
Quote by L2112Lif
Dude, its cool. I get highschool kids through my lane at Wegmans all the time who hit on me while they're getting candy to smuggle into the theater.

Smuggle?

They went outside to buy some stuff from the food stand because they forgot, don't try to take this away from me.

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Do you know for a fact she was 13?
Either way, sounds hot. I couldn't complain about getting hit on with such gusto. Even if they were 13, always a nice compliment...a confidence booster.

She and her friend looked immature, I could never tell it physiclly because she was developed but she acted like she was 13.
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#12
See? The no porn pact is already affecting you!
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#13
Send her first class to me. I'll teach her not to talk to strangers that know how to send girls across the ocean to creepy teenagers on the internet!
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#14
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Smuggle?

They went outside to buy some stuff from the food stand because they forgot, don't try to take this away from me.


She and her friend looked immature, I could never tell it physiclly because she was developed but she acted like she was 13.



Yes, Smuggle, as in Southern Muggle.

We've got a big HP Fan Base here.

And I know what you're talking about, brah. Women don't get an 89 cent bag of trolli worms, they get a 5 dollar bag of chocolate-covered espresso beans... Or at least the ones with taste do, the ones I enjoy associating myself with.
#16
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She and her friend looked immature, I could never tell it physiclly because she was developed but she acted like she was 13.


Girls always trip me out with their age and how they look. She could have just been a immature 16 y/o...I used to work with a lot of them at KFC, they looked mega young but were 16/17 years old. Point is, take it as a compliment...and possibly bang that if she aint 13
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#17
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I wish I had a hot sister.


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#18
Quote by L2112Lif
Yes, Smuggle, as in Southern Muggle.

We've got a big HP Fan Base here.

And I know what you're talking about, brah. Women don't get an 89 cent bag of trolli worms, they get a 5 dollar bag of chocolate-covered espresso beans... Or at least the ones with taste do, the ones I enjoy associating myself with.

I only understood 30% of that post, someone help.
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#19
If A girl came onto you, it's probably not a girl.


It would have been better if she came on to you.
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#21
You tapped that faster than a Van Halen solo didn't you.
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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#22
inb4 Represent gets butthurt.
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Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

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If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
#24
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So a 13 year girl came onto me today

wow, you don't have to brag about it
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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#25
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If A girl came onto you, it's probably not a girl.


It would have been better if she came on to you.

Onto and on to are not the same thing?

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Quote by sebastian_96
Girls always trip me out with their age and how they look. She could have just been a immature 16 y/o...I used to work with a lot of them at KFC, they looked mega young but were 16/17 years old. Point is, take it as a compliment...and possibly bang that if she aint 13

Maybe she was, I wasn't willing to take that chance.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#26
Someone is so gonna call the cops on you.
You'll be in jail before the week is over.
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#28
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ITT: A true story about how TS tried to rape a 13 year old boy

Nice try. Bit too far though.


EDIT: My understanding (I had to double check) is "onto" deals with where, and "on to" are just neighboring words. I probably misused quotation marks but oh well.

Like "That girl came onto me." Came where? Onto me.

"That girl came on to me." That would be a figure of speech.
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brot pls
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#29
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ITT: A true story about how TS tried to rape a 13 year old boy


I'm getting kinda sick of you.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#30
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ITT: A true story about how TS tried to rape a 13 year old boy


ITT: A true story about a 12 year-old who doesn't get enough attention at home getting butthurt on the internet. AKA Represent's life.
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#31
You think she was 13 because she acted 13?

Hell, if that's how we determine age nowadays then Jersey Shore is just a hot-pocket factory of childsecks.
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#33
I'd start worrying about Detective Stabler now TS.

The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#35
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You tapped that faster than a Van Halen solo didn't you.

Sadly, no.

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Woah woah woah...

A girl talked to you?

Yes, alot of girls talk to me during work, but most of the time they just say thank you and ask where the bathroom is.

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I love you.

Mutual, bro.
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#36
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You think she was 13 because she acted 13?

Hell, if that's how we determine age nowadays then Jersey Shore is just a hot-pocket factory of childsecks.



Isn't it anyway?
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Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

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Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

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If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
#37
Oh The Pit. So many quaint and peculiar characters.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#38
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Sadly, no.


Yes, alot of girls talk to me during work, but most of the time they just say thank you and ask where the bathroom is.


Mutual, bro.





Next time, take a chance... And do the dance. Who know's what you'll feel inside your pants.
#39
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7

Maybe she was, I wasn't willing to take that chance.

Took one for the team!


Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#40
Israeli girls are babes, if she's legal, I'd get on that shit, TS. She could tell you were the kind of guy who doesn't look at pornography, hence why she was attracted to you lolololo.
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