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...well, a chunk of it anyway.

We were canoodling and getting intimate and at the height of my pleasure she decided, whilst nibbling on my ear, to take a full bite. Next thing I know there's blood everywhere, it's dripping from her mouth and she spits out a part of my earlobe.

Naturally I was horrified and upon asking her why she did it, she told me she was enjoying herself to such an extent that she felt the NEED to. As you can imagine there was a quite a bit of tension in the days that followed and I had to adjust to having a disfigured earlobe.

I'm unsure about what to do. She's a gorgeous girl and the light of my life and I love her to bits. However, I will now live with the fear that these 'urges' of hers will once again take hold of her and I may find that she's taking a bite out of my flesh again. Do you think this might put a strain on our relationship in the future? Can cannibalistic urges be part of a healthy and functional relationship?

Thanks for reading.

A.
#4
Be thankful it was only your ear.
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#5
Is your Girlfriend a retired American boxer?
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#6
1/10.

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#11
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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#13
Wasn't there a thread a while back about some guy whose girlfriend wanted to eat his fingers or something?

Edit: There it is.
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Wasn't there a thread a while back about some guy whose girlfriend wanted to eat his fingers or something?


there was a guy who wanted to cut off his limbs. It's some paraphilia, let me google it.
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#17
If you tell her not to BITE YOUR ****ING FLESH OFF she probably won't... and unless she proceeded to eat the chunk, she isn't a cannibal
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#18
Is this your girlfriend, TS?
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#19
Your username might just be useful in such a time.


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Is this your girlfriend, TS?



Nah, more like

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#20
For most Pit dwellers, I would think a bloody earlobe would be a very small price for actually having a girlfriend.
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I don't think that's exactly right, seeing as that's to do with cutting off limbs, not biting off extremities.
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#26
Her response surprised me the most. I was expecting her to be nibbling on your ear harder and harder until she bit through by accident.
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#30
Demand a blowjob.
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#33
Maybe she has other fetishes you may not know about, TS. For example, supposing you're still together a few years down the line and she decides she wants a well hung black dude to make love to her while you watch and you're just stuck being the bitch in the relationship because all she wants is your wallet.

Or she may be a latent dominatrix and might make you the bitch in the relationship where she makes you her gimp. Doing nothing but being a human slave while she does whatever she wants to you and you become a shadow of your former self and a depraved human being.

Either way, you're screwed.
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#34



And I thought merely biting hard enough to leave marks was bad
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#35
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I don't think that's exactly right, seeing as that's to do with cutting off limbs, not biting off extremities.


I was referring to that one thread where thee guy wanted to cut off his limbs and his mom was trying to send him to the psychologist for it.

This is more this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarephilia
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#37
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For most Pit dwellers, I would think a bloody earlobe would be a very small price for actually having a girlfriend.

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