#1
Ok whenever me and the girlfriend fight, she usually dumps me till the next day, but when i do she cries and threatened to kill herself. Shes kinda self destructive so idk what she'd actually do. What should i do
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#2
Poop on her chest.
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#3
Get her some help if she's serious. But she's probably just being a teenager.
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#5
Dump her as soon as you can. She sounds like a nightmare.
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#7
We've been together almost eight months now, and she really seems like she doesnt like me let alone love me, but shes just always angry. Not to mention seven months ago she cheated on me but didnt tell me for six months.
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I can eat a 16" no problem.
#8
Dump that bitch then call her parents in case she does try suicide.
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#9
If i tell her parents shes gonna try and get me in trouble with the law cause i smoke weed :/ lose lose situation
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i want to walk down the streets of a very large, populized city (one like toronto, or new york) wearing a wonder woman costume and eating a stick of butter

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I can eat a 16" no problem.
#10
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We've been together almost eight months now, and she really seems like she doesnt like me let alone love me, but shes just always angry. Not to mention seven months ago she cheated on me but didnt tell me for six months.


Yes. Definitely get away from her. The girl's bad news.
JUST LEAVE HER ALONE COS THE GIRL'S BAD NEWS.
But really, leave her.

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If i tell her parents shes gonna try and get me in trouble with the law cause i smoke weed :/ lose lose situation


Law can't do anything at all if you don't have any on you. I also doubt they're gonna go out of their way to get someone who smokes a little bit of weed.
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#13
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Yeah, no shit
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i want to walk down the streets of a very large, populized city (one like toronto, or new york) wearing a wonder woman costume and eating a stick of butter

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I can eat a 16" no problem.
#14
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Yeah, no shit


Was that a pun?
<.<
Cos I laughed.
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#15
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There's a thread for this bull.

Hmm. He actually seems to be correct.
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#17
Stop being a bïtch TS. Bite her earlobe off.
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Bite her earlobe off.

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#19
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
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#21
Abandon ship.
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#22
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Bite her earlobe off.

only real answer thus far...

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Abandon ship.


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#23
If every teenage girl who cried and threatened to kill themselves was serious I don't think there would be any left. If you honestly think there is a risk of suicide though, don't fuck around. Get her some help.

Either way though, the best thing you can do for yourself is to get out of that relationship asap.
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#24
The irony is that the "real" problem, isn't really anything you stated. The real problem is you're dating a ****wit.
#25
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Yes. Definitely get away from her. The girl's bad news.
JUST LEAVE HER ALONE COS THE GIRL'S BAD NEWS.
But really, leave her.


LEAVE HER ALONE CAUSE SHE'S JUST BAD NEWS

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