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#161
...Such is life in Mother Russia
Quote by ErikLensherr
Don't belittle it like that, your mom produces top quality stuff.



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#163
seeing him, she said "not enough"
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#164
Quote by MakinLattes
I cried into his cold fur.

One of the better ones.
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#165
You should have been there, Dad.
Gear:
Ibanez S470 (EMG 81/S/85)
Sigma DMC-15E
Laney VH100R
Laney 4x12 Cab
Ibanez Weeping Demon
M-Audio ProKeys 88
Mbox 3 Pro
KRK RP6 G2's
Plum Team FTW!

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#166
Who was phone? A weary conscience.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#167
he left. she never spoke again
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#169
Such is storytelling in Soviet Russia

edit: FFFFFFUUUUUUU

Quote by vicarious46
...Such is life in Mother Russia
Such is posting in Soviet Russia
#170
Opening the door, life had begun.
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#171
this is all a sullen lie
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#172
Glad to finally meet you, son.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#173
The alley coughed out the Queen.
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#174
It was cold outside. They fell.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#175
Quote by Life Is Brutal
"Once upon a time, there was."


Deep.

Quote by Rockford_rocks
What is this I don't even


Lol'd.

Short answer, yes. Long answer, no.

Or, the antithesis:

Short answer, no. Long answer, yes.

Finding contentment is the easy part.

Nothing is infinite - just ask God.
Last edited by RedDeath9 at Jan 20, 2012,
#176
Once in a time, all died.

No srsly, everybody die in Ernest H novels.
#177
She rolled over and felt nothing.
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#178
I never liked my nipples anyway.
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#181
Man's best friend: His only friend.
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#182
You mean she had a penis?
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Caravan Palace


What if blue cheese is just regular cheese but it's accelerating towards you really fast?
#183
it doesnt stop, never could she
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#184
I quit drinking every single day.
My signature lacks content. It is, however, blue.
#185
Nothing consumed everything, leaving nothing behind

By the end, nothing had changed

For thirty seconds, she had penis
#186
Quote by vicarious46
...Such is life in Mother Russia


I believe you have won, sir.
Fight the evolution, play large intervals!
#187
Quote by MAC2322
I quit drinking every single day.

I think this is pretty good. There's a tinge of humour in it, but if you look deeper it documents somebody's struggle with addiction.
#194
"Yes, with all of my heart."
Quote by willT08
Quote by HowSoonisNow
How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

As I wait on the edge of the earth,
I can see the walls being torn down again
Only to be rebuilt in another name,
On a different day
#196
So cold, but I'm not shivering
and I don't care if I live or die,
because I ain't ever going to no other side,
there ain't no heaven and there ain't no hell,
but I am a sinner so it's all just as well
#197
George hates himself, George loves himself.
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#198
She sat. Waiting for the silence.
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#200
Quote by BobMarleysGhost
You should have been there, Dad.


My favourite so far.