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#3
But Mandy - real name Amanda Simmons - makes a decent living from being so big. She earns up to £60,000 a year posing for men with a fetish for larger ladies.

Life... is not fair.
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#5
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

oh god no...
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#6
Aiight aiight, MH400 finally with something good.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#7
Thats the most disgusting thing ive ever seen, the kitten just makes it worse
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#8
Foul.

Fetid.

Putrid.

Rancid.

Repugnant.

Appalling, abhorrent and atrocious

****ing disgusting.

Call Japan and have them harpoon the abomination.
#10
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I'd go down on that.


You wouldn't be coming back up, though.
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#11
Someone post the clone troopers being jedi mind tricked by obi wan with a caption
That is not the pussy you are looking for
#12
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#14


I didn't even read the article.


RIP Chowder
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#17
I guess the kitten experienced crushing defeat.
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#18
I guess that poor guy got more pussy than he bargained for.
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#19
I'd tap that...


With a Soyuz missile..
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#20
"The 64EE babe from Charleston, West Virginia, has to scoff a staggering 20,000 calories a day in order to maintain her terrifying tonnage."
#22
Her boyfriend started wetting again? She probably makes more money than I will when I start out as a F*CKING MASTER OF LAWS? I call BS.
#25
Poor guy got a little too much pussy...


I'm sorry

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I guess that poor guy got more pussy than he bargained for.

GOD DAMNIT!
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#26
The 64EE babe from Charleston, West Virginia, has to scoff a staggering 20,000 calories a day in order to maintain her terrifying tonnage.

20,000 calories.

TWENTY FUCKING THOUSAND MOTHERFUCKING CALORIES A DAY.

You could feed a small african village with that amount of food!!

I mean, I'm all for chicks with a little junk in their badonkadonk, but this is just sickening.
#27
"Men love my buttery lumps and bumps. And I enjoy being worshipped like some sort of massive goddess."

#29
Oh god that's disgusting. I was eating breakfast too, that ruined my morning.
#30
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20,000 calories.

TWENTY FUCKING THOUSAND MOTHERFUCKING CALORIES A DAY.

You could feed a small african village with that amount of food!!

I mean, I'm all for chicks with a little junk in their badonkadonk, but this is just sickening.

Did you see how much she makea? Damn, her job is to be fat.
Yeah, 20 large pizzas a day would bless some unfortunate folks
#31
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Oh god that's disgusting. I was eating breakfast too, that ruined my morning.


Think how the dude feels, he found a ****ing dead cat whislt eating his breakfast
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#32
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Did you see how much she makea? Damn, her job is to be fat.
Yeah, 20 large pizzas a day would bless some unfortunate folks

The fact that this woman makes a living off of guys jacking off to her fat makes stripper's jobs seem respectable.
It makes the dominatrix profession look like an equivalent to being a lawyer.
It makes being a hardcore bondage SM porn slave with scars all over your body seem like something you could imagine yourself doing after college.
#34
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Is this Jabba the Hut?


Fixed
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#36
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Stop insulting Jabba the Hutt, you assholes


This. Jabba the Hutt is better looking.
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#37
This is one of the grossest things I have ever read and one of the most distusting persons I have ever seen. Who could get off to that? Seriously, WHO?

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I mean, I'm all for chicks with a little junk in their badonkadonk


"Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: it might have been."

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#38
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Is this Jabba the Hut's new girlfriend?


Koose cheekta nei.
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#39
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20,000 calories.

TWENTY FUCKING THOUSAND MOTHERFUCKING CALORIES A DAY.

You could feed a small african village with that amount of food!!

I mean, I'm all for chicks with a little junk in their badonkadonk, but this is just sickening.

I've been looking at the Dominos pizza menu they send you along with heaps of other junk mail and they include nutritional information now. They ranged between 4000 and 8000 KJ of energy, most of them around 6000. I'd hardly eat pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but if you ate 3 of the worst ones in one day you'd beat her by 4000 calories.

If I'm right in assuming that 1 calorie = 1 kilojoule.
#40
1 kilocalorie = 4.18400 kilojoules

So, 20000 kcal = 83680 kj
10 of the worst pizzas a day plus one of the better ones
Last edited by Cianyx at Jan 19, 2012,
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