Poll: Do you pee sitting down?
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View poll results: Do you pee sitting down?
All the time, DGAF.
56 25%
Sometimes when I feel like it.
63 28%
Very rarely.
39 17%
LOL NO YOU FAG LOL GO HAVE SEX WITH MEN LOL
68 30%
Voters: 226.
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#1
Men of the Pit, I have a question to ask.

Do you pee sitting down?
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#2
In my own home, yes. Otherwise no.
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#4
Yes. I have shitty aim. But in public restrooms, **** it.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#5
Ocassionally, if I'm feeling lazy.

Edit: Or if I forget why I'm in the bathroom, and think I'm going for a shit. You'd be surprised how often that happens
#6
LOL NO YOU FAG LOL GO HAVE SEX WITH MEN LOL


Seriously though, pretty much never.
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#7
Occasionally at home if I'm lazy. Would never do in public.


Average pit response: No you pussy, shit then stand up to piss then sit down to shit again. If you need to piss and shit at the same time you have to stand up and aim carefully between your legs while shitting above the bowl with your back to the cistern. If you don't do this then you're a fag ololol
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#9
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Am I drunk in this scenario?

are you?
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#12
When I was about 3/4 at nursery, I pissed sitting down once, then told the nursery lady.. and her response was "Well, that means your a girl then, next time you go to the toilet you can go in the girls"

Scarred for life

So no I don't. Unless I'm evacuating brown town at the same time...
#14
I had no idea some guys sat down when they peed.
Learn something every day.

I always stand up, unless it's for no.2.
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#16
Quote by *powerslave*
When I was about 3/4 at nursery, I pissed sitting down once, then told the nursery lady.. and her response was "Well, that means your a girl then, next time you go to the toilet you can go in the girls"

Scarred for life

So no I don't. Unless I'm evacuating brown town at the same time...

Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#18
Depends on either how dark the bathroom is when I wake up in the middle of the night or how well I'm walking when I wake up in the middle of the night. If I can't walk well, theres a good chance I'm not gonna be able to simply stand in place.
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#20
I do if I'm feeling lazy. Or if I'm trying to hide from someone or kill time, I'll sit and play Angry Birds while seeing if I can hold it until right before I decide to get up.
#21
What kind of a man pees sitting down? Well i mean besides Novocane after Shawn's done with him
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#26
All the time, unless there is an available urinal.
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#27
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Maybe for a treat.


"Golly, I sure have been productive today. I think I'll reward my efforts by allowing myself to pee while sitting down! Gee whillickers, won't that be swell?"
#28
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I saw that.

Fail.


You saw nothing! And if you think you did, i will hunt you down and burn that shitty house you're in
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
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#29
Quote by *powerslave*
When I was about 3/4 at nursery, I pissed sitting down once, then told the nursery lady.. and her response was "Well, that means your a girl then, next time you go to the toilet you can go in the girls"

Scarred for life

So no I don't. Unless I'm evacuating brown town at the same time...


wow that must've been one sexist woman :')

I sit down at home so there's no chance of sloppy aim and it means I can be lazy and sit. Never in public unless I have an urgent need of bowel movement and then only if the toilet looks respectable, possibly with a toilet paper seat/standing crouched so I won't have to actually sit on it.
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#30
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You saw nothing! And if you think you did, i will hunt you down and burn that shitty house you're in

That is amazing

Almost as good as "I will break into your house, and tear your wife in HAAALLLFFF!"
#32
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In my own home, yes. Otherwise no.

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#34
If there are people in the other room and I'm scared I'll pee loudly. No other circumstances.

edit: Person above me raises good point. If there is a shit to be taken as well, i shall sit.
#35
I pee sitting down at home all the time. It's not worth all the splashing from the toilet and slight misses.

When I'm in public I always use a urinal. I'm not sitting down on public toilets, that's nasty.
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#39
At home, yeah.

1. It's more comfortable.

2. There's no chance of splashing water droplets getting on my shoes or pants.

3. At night I don't have to keep the light on if I'm sleepy.
#40
I have a lot of urinary problems. I pretty much have to unless I really have to piss. I can't relax, and my brain and bladder don't communicate correctly. If I stand up all the time I either won't go or only go partially. That leads to bladder infection then possible renal failure like one time. I try to avoid the catheters.
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