Poll: If you were a monster, what monster would you be?
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View poll results: If you were a monster, what monster would you be?
Ghost/Poltergiest
22 15%
Demon/Evil Spirit
43 30%
Vampire or Nosferatu
26 18%
Werewolf or Lycanthrope
32 22%
Egyptian Mummy
1 1%
Frankenstien's Monster - Type
1 1%
Zombie
2 1%
Something Else (please say)
16 11%
Voters: 143.
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#1
Not to be confused with my monster pole.

If you were a monster, what monster would you be?

I'd be a Vampire, they rule, cept' they don't get any sun, so that sucks, and they can never check them selfs in a mirror... Scratch being a vampire, I'd be a half mortal half warlock/man-witch thing that can do magic with my finger and stuff; Like in Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.
Last edited by treborillusion at Jan 19, 2012,
#2
I'd be a soldier in an army.


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#3
Quote by treborillusion
I'd be a Vampire, they rule, cept' they don\t get any sun, so that sucks, and they can never check them selfs in a mirror... Scratch being a vampire, I'd be a half mortal half warlock/man-witch thing that can do man with my finger and stuff.



I'd rather be a half mortal half warlock/man-witch thing that can do women with my finger, but ok.
#6
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I'd rather be a half mortal half warlock/man-witch thing that can do women with my finger, but ok.

I'm evil - kidding kidding, that was a typo, lol, but if you think that's bad, then mwuahahahahahaha evil cackle, you ain't seen nothing yet baby
#7


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#8
I'd be Nessie.
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#9
Werewolf. Werewolfs pre-Twilight are badass


Ah-ooooo werewolves of London
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#12
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A rapist.

You know you could totally be that and another, like a vampire rapist. You rape then suck the blood of your victims. Or you rape vampires.

The name of this thread blew my mind with the different possible interpretations. A poll about monsters that belongs to TS; A really big poll that belongs to TS; A poll about energy drinks; A poll about the specific can of Monster in TS's hand; Or a poll about TS's own personal pet monster.

Still off topic, one time I was playing one of those silly, board games where you ask a question and give smart-ass answers, then guess who said it or something like hat, and the question was "What would you name a pet monster?" to which I replied Fat Jerome. So if this poll was about what TS should name his monster, that's what I would say (I also just realized another interpretation of "monster").

On topic, I think I would be a werewolf, not necessarily because I want to, but that's what I would be stuck with.
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#13
Quote by snipelfritz
You know you could totally be that and another, like a vampire rapist. You rape then suck the blood of your victims. Or you rape vampires.

Huh, I never thought about this...

It's too late now though. I've made up my mind. I'm just an ordinary rapist.
#17
Quote by treborillusion
I know Soho!

It's China Town and where all the best strip clubs are in Westminster.

Ah-ooooo werewolves of London


That's an extremely random video. Never knew Adam Sandler did a cover of that song, but it's a pretty good one at that
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#18
Ghost, hands down.
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#19
(I thought he wrote it.) *Hides...

I'd be a vampire... (I feel embarassed now, about thinking Adam Sandler wrote that song.)
#20
Vampire, but a bad ass one like from Vampire: The Masqurades Blood Lines.

Not one of the faggy ones.
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#21
Alduin
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#24
If i were a monster I'd be Kanye West
I shot JR

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#25
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If i were a monster I'd be Kanye West

A no good bloodsucker, a fat motherfucker?

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#26
George W. Bush.
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#27
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Alduin

Wait, we can be a dragon?

Then I rescind my previous statement about wanting to be Nessie. I wanna be a real dragon with wings and fire breath, not some underwater wannabe.
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#28
Better yet - Donald Rumsfeld. Ain't nothing scarier than Donald Rumsfeld.
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#29
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A no good bloodsucker, a fat motherfucker?


"Everybody knows I'm a mother ****ing monster"
I shot JR

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#30
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Better yet - Donald Rumsfeld. Ain't nothing scarier than Donald Rumsfeld.

O RLY???

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#31
I'd be a monster of my own design.

It would be my normal human self, just better looking, more... well-endowed, and with the social skills of a normal person.
Oh, and I could turn invisible, control time, and have a detachable penis that I can throw like a spear.
#32
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O RLY???


Pffffttttt
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#33
Id be some sort of phantom or werewolf
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#34
Demon/Evil spirit is coolest.
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#35
Quote by doomded
Wait, we can be a dragon?

Then I rescind my previous statement about wanting to be Nessie. I wanna be a real dragon with wings and fire breath, not some underwater wannabe.

Let's just pretend Nessie and that Dragon on the Welsh Flag are some how one of the same or something, IDK, to me, they're all dinosaurs. -
Last edited by treborillusion at Jan 19, 2012,
#37
Quote by DempseyPunk
Id be some sort of phantom or werewolf

How about a phantom werewolf? Some werewolf who died... and; Became a ghost. ... IDK, It's really up to you. I, wished I had a job.
#40
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O RLY???



HOLY FRIck I saw that same image 30 seconds earlier on cracked!!

Lycan....badass as ****
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