#1
Funny story, my mom is an elementary school principal, she told me a story of the other day about a meeting she was scheduled to have with a parent of an especially misbehaved student. This individual arrived quite late for the meeting, 25-30 minutes, her excuse was that "she had been giving a blowjob and she just couldn't or wouldn't stop." Needless to say the conversation about the student's home life didn't go very well.
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#3
And why did you feel the need to tell The Pit this?
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#4
...what? no pics?

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#5
The woman is clearly retarded and should seek psychological help and the child should be removed from her care.

Who told you the truth is always acceptable? :/
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#8
Me and my mother have never discussed, nor has oral sex ever come up in conversation.

One of us has an odd relationship with our mothers, i don't think it's me.
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#11
if the title is true, is it also true to say that omissions are acceptable?
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Me and my mother have never discussed, nor has oral sex ever come up in conversation.

One of us has an odd relationship with our mothers, i don't think it's me.
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#13
Well it was probably that she couldn't finish the guy.

That just makes it all worse. "Sorry, I'm late. I was giving a really shitty hummer for some crack-cocaine."
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Well it was probably that she couldn't finish the guy.

That just makes it all worse. "Sorry, I'm late. I was giving a really shitty hummer for some crack-cocaine."
Maybe TS's mom misunderstood, or TS misunderstood his mom; maybe she was not "giving a blowjob" but rather "doing blow".

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#15
Maybe she was delivering a large amount of cocaine, AKA a blow job.
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Maybe she was delivering a large amount of cocaine, AKA a blow job.
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Funny story, my mom is an elementary school principal, she told me a story of the other day about a meeting she was scheduled to have with a parent of an especially misbehaved student. This individual arrived quite late for the meeting, 25-30 minutes, her excuse was that "she had been giving a blowjob and she just couldn't or wouldn't stop." Needless to say the conversation about the student's home life didn't go very well.



if were being honest here, I'd much rather hear about the BJ
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Maybe she was delivering a large amount of cocaine, AKA a blow job.


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#23
I kept telling her "You know you're gonna miss that meeting at the school!" but she insisted on finishing.
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