Poll: What do you want done to your body after you die?
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View poll results: What do you want done to your body after you die?
Bury me, I'm waiting for the Rapture.
12 12%
Burn me - Scatter my ashes in the rose bushes.
0 0%
Burn me - Scatter my ashes and keep them.
1 1%
Burn me - Scatter my ashes at sea.
11 11%
Bury me at sea.
6 6%
Burn me - Scatter my ashes in space.
9 9%
Donate me to medical science.
26 25%
Something else. (please say.)
13 13%
I don't care what happens to my body after I die fore, I am dead.
24 24%
Voters: 102.
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#1
What do you want done with your body?

Bury me, I'm waiting for the Rapture.
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#4
I want my body cryogenically preserved, just to piss of my kids. NO INHERITANCE FOR YOU LOL
#5
Feed me to a tree or something. Or shoot me into space.


EDIT: Or donated to science.


I got it. Donate to science. Everything that isn't used will be fed to a tree. Then all the practice bits will be launched into space.
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brot pls
Last edited by BladeSlinger at Jan 20, 2012,
#6
I made a cremation vs. burial thread once - think I chose cremation. It would be cool to be cremated and waste a whole bunch of energy and emit a good amount of carbon after my death by having my ashes launched into space.

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#8
Throw me in the woods, IDGAF. Plus it'd be nice to save my family the roughly $10K in funeral/coffin/burial bullshit.
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Obviously you got this.
#11
I want my arms and legs to be sent to the four corners of the kingdom, and my heart will remain in the capital. My head will be on a pike to be seen as soon as you enter the city.
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#13
I would have mine plasticised by Gunther von Hagens.

Bury me, I'm waiting for the Rapture.


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Last edited by Banjocal at Jan 20, 2012,
#14
Medical science!
It would be nice to save another persons life in the process of dieing, if I die with working organs.
DeVillains!
#15
Quote by Twist of fate
murdered...post mortem


wat

Anyways, I'd be dead and therefore probably less concerned about the sanctity of my bunghole. Probably.
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Obviously you got this.
#16
Banjocal:
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#17
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wat

Anyways, I'd be dead and therefore probably less concerned about the sanctity of my bunghole. Probably.

Murdered, (comma) and raped post mortem

I don't know, maybe I'm just making a big deal out of the sanctity of my butt and can't see why anyone wouldn't be.
#18
Pull out all my useful organs, set me on fire and forget me
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#19
Quote by Banjocal
I would have mine plasticised by Gunther von Hagens.





This. When I'm dead, send my body there so they can splice me up and bring me back to life
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#20
Goooootcha. I'd assumed death by natural causes. In that case, I wouldn't be too enthused, both about murder and the raping.

But I am very much concerned about my anal sanctity while I'm alive. Maybe it's too soon to speak for my feelings after death.
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#22
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Reanimated corpse in the running for political office.

Just what we need. Another Newt Gingrich.
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#23
I want to be strapped to the top of the Eifel Tower with my entire GI tract packed with C4, my pants down mooning the Lourve, and both fingers raised in salute of Mecca and Geneva with a sensor that determined when the stench of the city streets reached an intollerable level to blow chunks of my ass harmlessly across the Sein to splatter all over the Arc de Triomphe.

Baring that, cremate me and dump me into the jetstream.
#25
When Atropos cuts my thread
I shall forevermore be dead
I do not care for burial where
Tears be bled and blood be shed
Sing me to sleep.
#26
Quote by aeroslash09
When Atropos cuts my thread
I shall forevermore be dead
I do not care for burial where
Tears be bled and blood be shed

Wow dude, you've really got an Admin complex ಠ_ಠ
#27
I got a poll problem, option 3 is retarded (like this thread hehe), but lol.. If someone could fix option 3? 'please'.. That'll be great
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#29
Right now, I would like to be cremated. After that, I don't care what happens.
When I do die, it's likely I would like my body to be donated for research.
#30
Put my body and brain in cryo, wait untill they can revive me and I can teach them all about life in this century.
#31
Funeral pyre organized by my family/friends. I wouldn't need to be preserved, a cheap wooden coffin would be better as it's just going up in flames with me, and minimal funeral home involvement.
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#32
Not sure about after death, but I've thought about what way I'd like to die if I had to and could choose.

Jumping out of a plane without a parachute would be pretty awesome.
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#34
DGAF

soylent green or some shit.
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#35
I want my skin to be used to make coats.
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#36
I'm going to the Nether World Of The Force.
Trust me, I'm a Jedi.

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#40
Kiss coffin
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