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John Mayer has announced that he is working with director/actor Clint Eastwood on a "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" remake that will be released in late 2012.

John Mayer had this to say: "Well, to be honest, I'm really trying to become a cowboy. I feel like if I can dress like one, somehow, through osmosis I will become one. People say I'm a douche-bag, but who in their right mind would call Jesse James a douche-bag? That would be a dangerous move, wouldn't it. I'm also planning on purchasing a white stallion to ride around on with my Smith and Wesson dual pistols."
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#2
inb4 John Mayer haters
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#3
lol

"motion picture movie"

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#6
Cool. I plan to re-make Schindler's list with Kanye west as the lead role. Thoughts? Opinions? Remaking classics is always a good idea.
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#7
i dunno why but i dislike when musicians move from music to film, it just seems like such a sellout scheme to me.
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i dunno why but i dislike when musicians move from music to film, it just seems like such a sellout scheme to me.

John Mayer has never done anything that would make angsty kids on the internet call him a sell out.
#11
This film does not need to be remade.

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Cool. I plan to re-make Schindler's list with Kanye west as the lead role. Thoughts? Opinions? Remaking classics is always a good idea.



Sounds dynamite man. Kanye West keeping the factory locked down, factory locked down.
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John Mayer had this to say: "Well, to be honest, I'm really trying to become a cowboy. I feel like if I can dress like one, somehow, through osmosis I will become one.



Now John. I like your music...but this...well, in all honesty you sound like a ****. Now stop it, and go back to dating Jennifer Anniston, because she's hot and way out of your league.
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Now John. I like your music...but this...well, in all honesty you sound like a ****. Now stop it, and go back to dating Jennifer Anniston, because she's hot and way out of your league.

Well, he's probably a better actor than her though
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Cool. I plan to re-make Schindler's list with Kanye west as the lead role. Thoughts? Opinions? Remaking classics is always a good idea.


If he did the soundtrack too I'd watch that
#17
anyway, aniston anyone?

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jimmybanks youre a genius.


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#25
Well to be honest, I originally wanted to make a thread about how ridiculous Johns Cowboy look is, but my creativity lead my in another direction...
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#27
@Dirge Humani Ha! I guess you have no sense of humor then.
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Ha! I guess you have no sense of humor then.

No, pretty sure you're just not funny.

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No, pretty sure you're just not funny.


Ok, you obviously didn't understand the context of the joke or why I was making it. Regardless, you were laughing at a grammatical error I made in the title, which implies that you are a major ****ing nerd mr. "bach".
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No, pretty sure you're just not funny.


Oh my God!...your favorite guitarist is Kurt Rosenwinkel...I guess it is true what they say about Asians..they really don't have souls lol..was that one funny?
#32
Xiaoxi also like Apple, you can give him a scolding for that one.
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#33
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Xiaoxi also like Apple, you can give him a scolding for that one.


hahaha
#34
He also hates SUVs.
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Regardless, you were laughing at a grammatical error I made in the title, which implies that you are a major ****ing nerd mr. "bach".

It's not exactly an error in grammar. It's just hilariously redundant and suggests you are a retard.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#37
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It's not exactly an error in grammar. It's just hilariously redundant and suggests you are a retard.


I actually go to Berklee as well. Maybe we can meet up tonight and you can see that to my face?
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He also hates SUVs.

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Xiaoxi also like Apple, you can give him a scolding for that one.


You guys know me so well <3


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I'm sure you do....

...modes and scales are still useless.


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It'd be different if he lived in a foreign country. but we happen to go to the same school
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