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#1
Ever watch Chopped on Food Network? If you have, you'll know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, it's a show where they take random ingredients that don't normally go together and challenge chefs to create dishes out of them.

Well, for my challenge for you is to do the same (but you don't actually have to cook it, you could just describe what you'd do)

For the first round, I've come up with 5 ingredients that the Pit/ most college students would encounter:

1 Package of Ramen Noodles (any flavoring you wish)
1 half full can of Pabst Blue Ribbon
4 Chicken McNuggets
1bottle of value brand Maple Syrup
Fruit Loops

It is to be prepared as a main course, or dinner meal.

Go!
#2
>Put all ingredients in bowl
>Mix
>Eat
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#5
If those ingredients are common in every pit monkey's kitchen I feel sorry for them.

I have no ideas. Not sure I'd attempt anything either based on the ingredients
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#6
Love this idea. Hate the ingredients.
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#8
I would make an ice cream out of all the ingredients.

Or something with the word reduction in it.
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#9
Quote by element4433
Love this idea. Hate the ingredients.


+1, but here's a shot (I'm no chef):

I'd boil the ramen, broken up into small pieces, in some chicken stock along with the beer. Debread the chicken, cover in EVOO and maple syrup. Powder the fruit loops, along with some salt, and then coat the coated chicken. Fry in a stainless steel pan, serve over the ramen.
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If those ingredients are common in every pit monkey's kitchen I feel sorry for them.

I have no ideas. Not sure I'd attempt anything either based on the ingredients

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+1, but here's a shot (I'm no chef):

I'd boil the ramen, broken up into small pieces, in some chicken stock along with the beer. Debread the chicken, cover in EVOO and maple syrup. Powder the fruit loops, along with some salt, and then coat the coated chicken. Fry in a stainless steel pan, serve over the ramen.

An A for effort, but it would probably taste like shit. Terrible ingredients.
#13
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Were not fools. Its not like you need porn. But keep posting hot semi clothed chicks!

I really like this thread idea too, will actually do some with better ingredients and post pics, recipe, whatnot.
#14
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An A for effort, but it would probably taste like shit. Terrible ingredients.


You're crazy, that shit would be delicious
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I really like this thread idea too, will actually do some with better ingredients and post pics, recipe, whatnot.

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#16
Quote by element4433
Love this idea. Hate the ingredients.


That's what i was thinking. Those ingredients dont leave many options lol, but here goes...

-Crumble fruit loops until they're a powdery breadcrumb-like consistency

-Mix with the beer until a nice thick consistency is made (beer batter) heat up the maple syrup until it's thin enough to be mixable, then mix a bit into the beer batter

-Remove the breading from the chicken nuggets so they're just chicken bits

-Coat the chicken nuggets in the beer batter, then deep fry until golden brown

-Make the ramen noodles, then mix in a *tiny* amount of the maple syrup to flavour it ever-so-slightly

-Put the beer battered nuggets on the noodles and serve to whatever stoned college student you made it for


Seriously, this is the most idiotic list of ingredients here.
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#17
^ Similar to mine. I don't think there's much else you can do haha
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#18
Alternatively: drink the beer, eat the food and not give a shit
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#19
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1 Package of Ramen Noodles (any flavoring you wish)
1 half full can of Pabst Blue Ribbon
4 Chicken McNuggets
1bottle of value brand Maple Syrup
Fruit Loops



Nah, I'd never eat those 2 things separated let alone together.
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#20
The ingredients are geared more towards the cliche "what college kids have lying around and call food".

It's not like this is the only challenge for this. I was going to see how long until creativity ran out on said ingredients and come up with other things. If I wanted it to be based completely on the show I wouldn't have made the thread.
#21
I'm a college kid and all i have is ramen, mustard, and poptarts.

Water ftw.
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#23
Open Beer
Cook ramen;
Drink beer
Eat fruit loops
Drink beer
Take ramen off the stove
Drink beer
Eat it
Drink beer
Eat 2 chicken mcnuggets
Drink beer
Eat 2 more chicken mcnuggets
Finish PBR
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Shotgun PBR
Shotgun PBR
Shotgun PBR
Drink maple syrup
Drink PBR
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#24
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A thing of garlic
3 Apples
bag of penne pasta
Bottle of lager.
bacon

Go.


Sautee the apple slices in the beer and some brown sugar, cut the bacon into small cubes, fry, serve over the penne which was cooked in garlic, butter, and olive oil
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#25
Quote by Zoot Allures
A thing of garlic
3 Apples
bag of penne pasta
Bottle of lager.
bacon

Go.


Dice the apples into thimble-sized bits, chop the garlic
fry up the bacon til it's halfway done
then mix in the diced apples and garlic and sautee them with bacon; this will give the apples a nice tinge of smokey garlic flavour, which should go well together
Boil the pasta
Drizzle a *TINY* bit of the bacon oil on the pasta just so it wont stick together
Mix in the diced apples and serve with a side of lager

edit: damn you Dreadnought, it appears ive met my match on Iron Chef UG

also i didnt think we were allowed to use other ingredients besides what's listed
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#26
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Dice the apples into thimble-sized bits, chop the garlic
fry up the bacon til it's halfway done
then mix in the diced apples and garlic and sautee them with bacon; this will give the apples a nice tinge of smokey garlic flavour, which should go well together
Boil the pasta
Drizzle a *TINY* bit of the bacon oil on the pasta just so it wont stick together
Mix in the diced apples and serve with a side of lager

edit: damn you Dreadnought, it appears ive met my match on Iron Chef UG

also i didnt think we were allowed to use other ingredients besides what's listed


There's no UG Pantry and Fridge?? I watch too much Chopped Always makes me hungry
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My meals for the past two days:

-scrambled eggs with bacon on side (twice)
-bacon omelette (twice)
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- Corn Flakes
- Red Bull

Pour Red Bull into Corn Flakes. Eat.

Now you'll have all the nutrients you'll need for the rest of the day. Provided you don't throw up.
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#31
Quote by Dreadnought
Sautee the apple slices in the beer and some brown sugar, cut the bacon into small cubes, fry, serve over the penne which was cooked in garlic, butter, and olive oil


Quote by Acϵ♠
Dice the apples into thimble-sized bits, chop the garlic
fry up the bacon til it's halfway done
then mix in the diced apples and garlic and sautee them with bacon; this will give the apples a nice tinge of smokey garlic flavour, which should go well together
Boil the pasta
Drizzle a *TINY* bit of the bacon oil on the pasta just so it wont stick together
Mix in the diced apples and serve with a side of lager

edit: damn you Dreadnought, it appears ive met my match on Iron Chef UG

also i didnt think we were allowed to use other ingredients besides what's listed


Both actually pretty decent ideas tbh.
#32
I wanna try that second idea sooooo bad.

I don't have the willpower to get up and do it, though.
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#34
ok ok ok

debread the nuggets
boil noodles in chicken stock
add chicken pieces to noodles
nugget bread in blender, blitz. In a frying pan till crispy
sprinkle crispy bread bits over cooked chicken noodles
serve with beer

crush up the fruit loops
combine with maple syrup
place mixture on baking tray
bake in the oven until crispy
leave to cool and serve as desert

#35
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ok ok ok

debread the nuggets
boil noodles in chicken stock
add chicken pieces to noodles
nugget bread in blender, blitz. In a frying pan till crispy
sprinkle crispy bread bits over cooked chicken noodles
serve with beer

crush up the fruit loops
combine with maple syrup
place mixture on baking tray
bake in the oven until crispy
leave to cool and serve as desert


First bit sounded alright but that dessert idea ain't too grand >_>
#36
Quote by So-Cal
ok ok ok

debread the nuggets
boil noodles in chicken stock
add chicken pieces to noodles
nugget bread in blender, blitz. In a frying pan till crispy
sprinkle crispy bread bits over cooked chicken noodles
serve with beer

crush up the fruit loops
combine with maple syrup
place mixture on baking tray
bake in the oven until crispy
leave to cool and serve as desert

You can't serve with beer. You have to use it in your dish.

Also, you have to use all the ingredients in a single dish. There's appetizer, entree, and dessert rounds.

Gawd, lrn to Chopped.
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#37
Yeah, I'm not even sure if the dessert thing would work.

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You can't serve with beer. You have to use it in your dish.

Also, you have to use all the ingredients in a single dish. There's an appetizer, entree, and dessert rounds.

Gawd, lrn to Chopped.

Never seen it.
#38
1. Cook noodles by instruction
2. soak nuggets in blue ribbon
3. inject syrup into beer soaked nuggets
4. decorate noodles with syrup filled beer soaked nuggets
5. crush fruit loops
6. sprinkle fruit loops onto noodles decorated with syrup filled beer soaked nuggets

I call it noodles decorated with syrup filled beer soaked nuggets with fruit loop sprinkles
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#39
Put cold PBR into frosty glass.
Cook Ramen Noodles, drain, add cut up chicken nuggets.

Eat Ramen with chicken nuggets and drink PBR.

Mix milk and a bit of maple syrup, put in froot loops. Enjoy dessert.
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#40
1. Crush Fruit Loops, mix in with syrup to make a nasty paste.
2. Roll McNuggets in said paste. Set Aside.
3. Boil the Ramen, with a touch of Pabst in the Water.
4. Strain. Add Chicken shit.
5. Consume.
6. No Regrets.
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