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I need to decide on a name for my guitar. It's a Schecter Hellraiser C-7, looks like this



It's beautiful and curvy, like a woman.

But it's a force of destruction, like a man.

My Les Paul is named Jules, so I wouldn't mind a male/asexual name.

I've been calling it Nozdormu recently, I'd love a dragon name or something of that fantasy nature.
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How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

As I wait on the edge of the earth,
I can see the walls being torn down again
Only to be rebuilt in another name,
On a different day
#3
Schlongholder.


She looks like an Amelia too.
I pride myself on my humility.
#4
Slutfucker the conqueror of Mass Utitula
╘MESHUG╦G╗AH





Ibanez ARX 350
Dunlop 535Q
Ibanez TS9
Peavey TransTube Supreme
DRIVE Elite straight 412
#7
Bessie.
Minecraft: Sonic
League of Legends: CinoSRelliK


Currently Playing/listening to/Reading:


Kerbal Space Program,
Binding of Isaac
Opeth - Orchid
S. by Doug Dorst
The Martian by Andy Weir
#9
Pazuzu.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#10
Thrustor Harvestor of Innocence
Have you run your fingers down the wall...

And have you felt your neck skin crawl...
When you're searching for the light ?
#11
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Pazuzu.


Or because it is pearly white, Jizuzu.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#12
Jim.
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#14
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Pazuzu.


I might actually call it Wolfinator-x.

Or Thrustor, Harvester of Innocence.

It's gotta be metalz.
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How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

As I wait on the edge of the earth,
I can see the walls being torn down again
Only to be rebuilt in another name,
On a different day
#15
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It's gotta be metalz.


bastards
╘MESHUG╦G╗AH





Ibanez ARX 350
Dunlop 535Q
Ibanez TS9
Peavey TransTube Supreme
DRIVE Elite straight 412
#17
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I might actually call it Wolfinator-x.
Well damn
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#20
Call him 'Nimbus.' It's a he.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#21
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Give it an asshole name like "Chad".

Or 'Blake"

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#22
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Or 'Blake"


or

Shane.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#24
Don't name your guitar. It's weird to form personal relationships with inanimate objects. And if it's so important to name your guitar why would you ask other people to do so for you? Naming guitars is weird.

And you meant "unisexual," not "asexual."
Last edited by due 07 at Jan 21, 2012,
#26
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Or even "Dean"

Or "Cameron"

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#28
JIM god damn it.
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#29
Hiim13andthisismyguitar!!!!!!!!!!
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#30
I named my C-8 The Criminal, but that actually has a story behind it.
Wait until something awesome happens involving that guitar, and bless it with a name afterwards.
#31
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Or "Cameron"


Or "Rick"
Party on Wayne. Party on Garth.
#33
It's beautiful and curvy, like a woman.

But it's a force of destruction, like a man.


Donna.
#34
Sergeant Childpuncher
Quote by due 07
Don't name your guitar. It's weird to form personal relationships with inanimate objects. And if it's so important to name your guitar why would you ask other people to do so for you? Naming guitars is weird.

And you meant "unisexual," not "asexual."

Oh and this.
West Ham United
#39
Titanicus of Scrotemore
Last edited by DardySon at Jan 21, 2012,
#40
Quote by due 07
Don't name your guitar. It's weird to form personal relationships with inanimate objects. And if it's so important to name your guitar why would you ask other people to do so for you? Naming guitars is weird.

And you meant "unisexual," not "asexual."

I'm with due here.
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