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#1
So pit. I gotta know. How do you all cope with wearing clothes. Cause honestly it's really getting to me and I'm having a hard time dealing with it. I need some tips on how to cope with wearing clothes. Go
#2
Quote by sammmm
So pit. I gotta know. How do you all cope with wearing clothes. Cause honestly it's really getting to me and I'm having a hard time dealing with it. I need some tips on how to cope with wearing clothes. Go


I don't actively think about the clothes on my body, I'm not that obsessive.
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#3
Stay undressed.

Always.
When some stranger on the internet says it is so, it must be so.
#4
Quote by zgr0826
I don't actively think about the clothes on my body, I'm not that obsessive.

Not helping man
#5
Be naked or shirtless and pantsless (wearing jocks) at home. Walk around shirtless in public if you aren't shy.


I used to walk around without a shirt all the time but then I realised I might look like one of those wankers who struts around trying to intimidate people. I just overheat easily.
Last edited by Butt Rayge at Jan 21, 2012,
#6
Quote by sammmm
Not helping man


Yes I am. Just don't think about the fact that you're wearing clothes and if you do start, tell yourself that obsessing over it is irrational and will just cause unnecessary stress on yourself.
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#8
simple solution: Get a tattoo covering your entire body of a tuxedo.

That way, you will always be dressed when you're not, and you can go to nice formal events as well.

(Just make your dick look like a zipper on your jeans or something)
It's over simplified, So what!

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#10
i never had a probelm with my clothes i mostly like them how thye protect me from things that are sharp and they keep me warm. Pockets are a nice part of it
Last edited by supersac at Jan 21, 2012,
#11
Walk outside while only wearing underpants. The next day do the same wearing pants. Then a shirt on the next day etc. until you're fully dressed!
#12
Clothes > Hypothermia
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#14
Quote by sammmm
So pit. I gotta know. How do you all cope with wearing clothes. Cause honestly it's really getting to me and I'm having a hard time dealing with it. I need some tips on how to cope with wearing clothes. Go



Start small, like just wear some boxers/briefs to start with, then add some pants a week later. then a t-shirt a week after that.


or just wear PJ's all the time, cause they are comfy as ****.
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#16
I wear clothes cause I need pockets and not to hurt my balls while I run.
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#17
I like my clothes. I like how they look, they keep me warm, and they're comfortable.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
Last edited by StreetLight3989 at Jan 21, 2012,
#18
Clothed looks better than naked. It lets you express yourself.
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#23
Quote by MakinLattes
I like the clothes I wear and I don't like causing people to faint.

First off, this.


Second, there's the fact that it's -9 ****ing degrees outside. That help me cope pretty well.


Last, inb4 Canadians tell me that's beach weather.
#25
Quote by rgrockr
Clothed looks better than naked. It lets you express yourself.

That's what body hair's for
#26
By being nude everywhere and always.


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#27
Wear clothes that make you see yourself in a positive light. So that confidence boost outweights the nuisance of having clothes on for you.

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#28
Become a nudist. It's the only way.

However, I've heard that being uncomfortable in clothing is a sign of ADD/ADHD, because you're overly sensitive to the fabric and the tags. etc.

Don't take my word for it, I'm just an online doctor.
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#29
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
simple solution: Get a tattoo covering your entire body of a tuxedo.

That way, you will always be dressed when you're not, and you can go to nice formal events as well.

(Just make your dick look like a zipper on your jeans or something)




How do I cope? I just do... I wear clothes I like.

Never heard of this one before I have to say
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#30
Go outside and freeze your ass off.
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#31
-I like clothes that look good.
-Clothes keep me warm.
-Clothes protect me from things that would otherwise injure me without them.
-I am aware that not everybody wants to see my bare ass or penis.
-Clothes have pockets for storing things.
-If i get a boner, it is easier to hide.

Those are a few reasons why i wear clothes.
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#33
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I have to emphasise this one. I tried to hide a boner when I was naked once, it really didn't work that well.

Push it down.

Voila. You're now a cross-gender.
#34
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Push it down.

Voila. You're now a cross-gender.


Have you ever tried to push a real hard boner down? Nah, it will snap off!
There is no way it will bend or go anywhere past parallel to the floor without some serious pain. And if you did manage to do it, i am sure you would be butt f ucking yourself then.
Maybe you are just on half lob?
#35
Quote by mt-ed
Have you ever tried to push a real hard boner down? Nah, it will snap off!
There is no way it will bend or go anywhere past parallel to the floor without some serious pain. And if you did manage to do it, i am sure you would be butt f ucking yourself then.
Maybe you are just on half lob?

You may need to see a professional about this.
#36
Quote by mt-ed
Have you ever tried to push a real hard boner down? Nah, it will snap off!
There is no way it will bend or go anywhere past parallel to the floor without some serious pain. And if you did manage to do it, i am sure you would be butt f ucking yourself then.
Maybe you are just on half lob?

#37
Quote by Butt Rayge
I used to walk around without a shirt all the time but then I realised I might look like one of those wankers who struts around trying to intimidate people. I just overheat easily.

My legs are like that, it makes wearing shorts during the winter a necessity.
#38
i sleep fully clothed 3 days out of the week. sometimes with my shoes on. clothes ain't that bad, plus hanging out with your wang out is a bad bad bad idea with two kittens that bite anything the dangles off of my body.
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#39
I read that as "How do you cop" and thought you were inquiring about the ways of buying drugs. Anyway, you could try that.
#40
I like wearing a lot of clothes.

Hell I wear like, 3 long sleeve shirts when it's 65 degrees Farenheight. It usually consists of:
- Black slim/skinny (not girl pants skinny) jeans
- Black boxer briefs
- Black undershirt
- Black longsleeve middle shirt
- Black collared
- Black socks
- Black dress shoes
-- If I want to go the extra mile, a black tie and black blazer with a maroon hankerchief.

Clothes are nice.
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