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#1
So, we all agree nothing beats a nice tidy vagina, amirite?
we all know it takes a REAL man to hate some one BETTER THAN YOU
#2
You make them sound like a house.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#3
Quote by zgr0826
You make them sound like a house.



Why wouldn't you want to live in one? They're warm and soft. Sounds win to me.
we all know it takes a REAL man to hate some one BETTER THAN YOU
#5
Quote by abyssalghost
Why wouldn't you want to live in one? They're warm and soft. Sounds win to me.

So you wouldn't mind living in a house that turns into the Shining once a month?
#6
I think someone has unresolved psychological conflict, most likely involving their mother...

Have a seat on my couch.

I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#7
Quote by CoreysMonster
So you wouldn't mind living in a house that turns into the Shining once a month?


When that happens just get an axe and kill the beast!
#8
Quote by zgr0826
I think someone has unresolved psychological conflict, most likely involving their mother...

Have a seat on my couch.




It wont fit in my vagina. what do?
we all know it takes a REAL man to hate some one BETTER THAN YOU
#9
Quote by Draken
When that happens just get an axe and kill the beast!


I don't know about you, but in the version I know, it explodes.
#10
Yeah bro! **** the vagina's rule!

Srsly though. Vaginas ****ing rule.
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#11
Way to put pussy on a piedestal.
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#12
Between the buried and me is the only thing that can battle a vagina for the title of ultimate awesome, in my opinion
#14
I think someone lost their virginity (or hasn't been laid in ages and ended their drystreak)


It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#15
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Between the buried and me is the only thing that can battle a vagina for the title of ultimate awesome, in my opinion

Go sweep in Alaska more.
we all know it takes a REAL man to hate some one BETTER THAN YOU
#17
Quote by Kensai
Way to put pussy on a piedestal.


Dunno if that was a typo or you're not sure how to spell pedestal, but a piedestal sounds tasty.

Vaginas might be good but then again, real men use fleshlights.
#18
Quote by Mazzakazza
Dunno if that was a typo or you're not sure how to spell pedestal, but a piedestal sounds tasty.

Vaginas might be good but then again, real men use fleshlights.

Well I just woke up and I'm typing this without my glasses.
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#19
Quote by supersac
vaginas are pretty sweet

Eh more like a 9V battery dipped in a watery mix of blood...
>.>

And hey, i listened to alaska in my shower today.
Actually... Iv listened to BTBAM so many times, i dont get that omfg this is mind blowing feeling anymore... I need to try new drugs and listen to them...iv been sober too long
#20
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Eh more like a 9V battery dipped in a watery mix of blood...
>.>


ill give you that

but i meant vaginas are pretty awesome...and i cant be the only one whos licked their fair share of batteries
#21
Quote by abyssalghost
So, we all agree nothing beats a nice lady vagina, amirite?

I read it like that.


I was going to ask what other types there were.
#23
Quote by supersac
ill give you that

but i meant vaginas are pretty awesome...and i cant be the only one whos licked their fair share of batteries

iv only tasted two, and theyre pretty similar, and iv tasted quite a few batteries, and id have to say the taste is quite similar. Add some bloody water for the human taste, but theres something else.... Something thay gives it a... I wana say bitter/kinda sour, but not sour taste, i cant think of it.
#24
Actually my favorite thing about my lady is being held in her arms.
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#25
Quote by CoreysMonster
So you wouldn't mind living in a house that turns into the Shining once a month?

oh my god! hahahaha!
#26
Old gray ones, not so much.
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#30
Yes, I'm sure that once I encounter one it'll be an enjoyable experience.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#32
Meh. They're alright if the chick has good hygeine. Otherwise....ew
RIP Tom Searle.
#33
I am drunk and wat ias this>

seroisly vagoans rule and my girls froend doesnt get it
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#35
you're damn right they rule!! my favorite places to be in the entire world
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You are filthy.
#36
Plural forms don't have apostrophes. Now it seems there is some sort of "f*cking rule" made up by vaginas, and you didn't say anything about what the rule is. And it eludes me.


I want to kill you.
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#37
To be honest, they don't do much for me.

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My mangina.


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I was going to make a vagina joke, butt fuck it.
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#39
Quote by MH400
Meh. They're alright if the chick has good hygeine. Otherwise....ew

I hear every second girl has a 'hygiene' problem in NZ.
#40
Quote by rgrockr
Actually my favorite thing about my lady is being held in her arms.

Daaaawwwww, that's nice man
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learn2plural

Also, this.
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