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#1
Title.

I find stupidly and annoyingly hard to spread butter.

So much, that I pray to the lord that I never have to do it while someone is watching me.

You?
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#3
Sex.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#7
I can't blow balloons.
Northern wind take my song up high
To the hall of glory in the sky
So its gates shall greet me open wide
When my time has come to die
#8
Lick my elbow.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#9
Quote by Krieger91
Title.

I find stupidly and annoyingly hard to spread butter.

So much, that I pray to the lord that I never have to do it while someone is watching me.

You?


i hear ya man

i have like 10 scars

it's embarrassing
"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#13
Quote by Kutless Rocker
I've never been able to blow my nose.

Same
And i agree with the butter. Such a bitch.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
#14
Quote by Kutless Rocker
I've never been able to blow my nose.

this..so much...
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Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
But theres no reason why i cant be free like a raspberry stuck to the back of a horny elephants ass.

This is maybe the worst comparison in the history of comparisons.
#16
Walk down stairs.
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#20
Quote by bloodtrocuted93
Cartwheels.


Apparently you can't check your PMs on a daily basis either.

I can't remember how to play simple chords on guitar, since I play banjo more, and I always try to do banjo fingerings for guitar chords.

e-2
B-1
G-0
D-0
A-0
E-2


Yeah, not a very good C major right there.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#21
Quote by bloodtrocuted93
Cartwheels.

This.
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#22
Quote by Krieger91
Title.

I find stupidly and annoyingly hard to spread butter.

So much, that I pray to the lord that I never have to do it while someone is watching me.

You?


I remember my girlfriend (now ex) handed me a "buttered" bit of bread for my chips.
The attempt was so pitiful I burst out laughing. I was in tears just from this peice of poorly buttered bread. Lumps were sticking out and shit.

It was weird, I don't truly understand why it was so funny.


I can't play basketball worth a shit. Don't know why.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#23
I can't get my girlfriend to let me enter her anally.
Founder Of The "Jimmy Page Stole All Of My Potential Riffs" Club PM To Join!.

Quote by CoreysMonster
Meh, I usually just buy them off the local shaman, unless I'm in the wilderness, where I rely on raw meat to raise my HP.
#24
Blow a bubble with bubble gum....
WARNING:
The above is most likely sarcasm, so fuck yourself if you're offended.
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Hey look! An intelligent post!
Quote by WCPhils
One time I saw a religious person eating so I don't do that anymore.
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Save water. Drink alcohol.
#26
Quote by 'Merican
Can't snap my fingers..

This.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#28
Can't cut bread without fucking up the whole loaf.
Quote by Vauxite
Lots of lulz were produced, thankyou good sir
#29
Find things, unless I know exactly where they are. Something could be right in front of me and I'll just look past it if it isn't exactly where/how I picture it to be in my head.
Spin round carousel
When your horse isn't screwed in

I II III VI:1 VI:2
#31
-Tie a tie.
-Throw a football
Trust me, I'm a Jedi.

Quote by Minkaro
You must control your use of the force, young Trizek.
#32
I can't butter bread without getting it on my hand, and I can't tie a tie even with instructions. It always come out wrong, like I forgot a loop somewhere or it's mirrored or on fire.
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#35
Sometimes I have trouble not letting people know just how damn awesome I am
Be bad. Get bitches.
#36
Quote by HGS
I can't roll my tongue, roll my R's, do cartwheels, blow gum bubbles, do a forward roll, make conversation, finger barre chords, raise one eyebrow, or do a good British accent.


lol, ever tried using your thumb?
WARNING:
The above is most likely sarcasm, so fuck yourself if you're offended.
Quote by shavorules42
Hey look! An intelligent post!
Quote by WCPhils
One time I saw a religious person eating so I don't do that anymore.
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Save water. Drink alcohol.
#37
Eat cereal without getting milk in my face hair. 18 years practice, never perfected.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#38
I can do mostly everything I guess.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#39
I can't whistle. It was infuriating for a while but eventually I came to accept my ordeal.
West Ham United
#40
I'm left handed, and nothing designed for righties has ever bothered me, except can openers. I can't properly open a can to save my life.
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Only in a vodka ad could Mexico win a war.
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