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#1
We are the REAL men. We ARE on top. We are all knowing We know the difference between Cats and cows!

Give me one GOOD reason to believe otherwise or else, MY country will unleash moose and beaver armies unto every adversary country and you will all have to convert to bagged milk!






(Discuss the awesomeness of canada and the inferiority of everyone else)
Last edited by ShevanelFlip at Jan 22, 2012,
#2
Didn't need to read. +1
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#3
Bagged milk.
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#4
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Bagged milk.


What about it "Gaylord666"? AHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE YOU'RE GAY NOW.
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#5
Damn right we are.

That "aboot" thing is false, never have I ever hear anyone say that, same with bagged milk. Yeah we have it, and some people buy it, but 90% of people I've ever met buy the regular carton, or big plastic jug.
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#8
Remember that part where our Monarchy is still in power over there? lol.
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#12
Is bagged milk not just what udders are?
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#13
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Beiber.

Karl Schubach. Your argument is invalid.


Also, Canada is awesome. This is coming from an American.
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Remember that part where our Monarchy is still in power over there? lol.






Will forever hate you for that.
#17
Most of your country is a complete wasteland?
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#18
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Remember that part where our Monarchy is still in power over there? lol.


Isn't in power. Is there as a symbol.

Even if Harper seems to love spending enormous amounts of money to make us bow to her feet
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Will forever hate you for that.





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Isn't in power. Is there as a symbol.

Even if Harper seems to love spending enormous amounts of money to make us bow to her feet


Same thing
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#22
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Isn't in power. Is there as a symbol.

Even if Harper seems to love spending enormous amounts of money to make us bow to her feet


You should declare independence or something.
#23
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#24
Celine Dion is from Canada... Now tell me that Canada is wonderful place.
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#25
Scotland's has the greatest amount of awesome per person. Sorry.

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That you die in.



We don't die in the cold in Canada, We're men here.

We toboggan slide in the great north wearing t-shirt. You on the other hand, get eaten by aligators.
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#27
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Scotland's has the greatest amount of awesome per person. Sorry.

Case Closed.

But, fried Mars bars.


Case closed.
#28
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Most of your country is a complete wasteland?


It is, just look at where most of their population is situated:

#29
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Celine Dion is from Canada... Now tell me that Canada is wonderful place.



And Soulja Boy is from the States.
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#30
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We don't die in the cold in Canada, We're men here.

We toboggan slide in the great north wearing t-shirt. You on the other hand, get eaten by aligators.
I guarantee that the amount of hypothermia related deaths far exceeds the number of alligator related deaths.

Yep:

Alligator: .3
Hypothermia in Canada 1.3
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Celine Dion is from Canada... Now tell me that Canada is wonderful place.


That argument is moot because Celine Dion lives in Las Vegas and performs 250+ times a year in a concert hall built specifically for her, which costed $90M+. She might as well be American. (I only know this because I took an intro to casinos course in university, LOL.)
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I guarantee that the amount of hypothermia related deaths far exceeds the number of alligator related deaths.


What about the rate of redneck on redneck violence? That should sway the tide to our favor.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#33
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It is, just look at where most of their population is situated:




This is in part due to trees being non able to grow north of the 60th parallel & because there is a lot less advantages in living in the North (colder weather, almost no economy sources...)
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#34
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I guarantee that the amount of hypothermia related deaths far exceeds the number of alligator related deaths.



yeah well, we have women here too


Also to USA


#35
Yep:

Alligator: .3
Hypothermia in Canada 1.3
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yeah well, we have women here too
But only a rate of .2 attractiveness.
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What about the rate of redneck on redneck violence? That should sway the tide to our favor.
Polar bear on Canadian violence.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#36
But isn't like over 70% of America wasteland as well?

EDIT: Yeah, I pulled that statistic out of my arse.
But it's still quite high. I think.
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#37
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But isn't like over 70% of America wasteland as well? :confused

If only...



If only.
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#38
A significant portion of the US is wasteland too, and it has nothing to do with population density.
#39
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If only...



If only.


Was this taken last week?

(It's both a compliment and an insult, I'm saying the country is shit but the technology is very advanced, rofl)
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#40
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But isn't like over 70% of America wasteland as well?

EDIT: Yeah, I pulled that statistic out of my arse.
But it's still quite high. I think.
Compare this:




And this:
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It is, just look at where most of their population is situated:

See how they're trying to get as close to the US as possible?
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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