#2
I, Ulysses Banford III, officially ban you.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#3
2012 --> already has friends..
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
#5
You know they can ban you and then stop you viewing the Forum of the Banned. And you can't talk to other banned people there either. Just mods who will taunt you and mock you.

oh and *reported*
#6
Nope.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#7
Quote by element4433
Nope.



I was praying for that to happen!
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#8
Quote by element4433
Nope.

Is that because you can't or you won't?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#9
Why couldn't I?

I ban who I want, when I want.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#10
Quote by element4433
Why couldn't I?

I ban who I want, when I want.


He once banned France.


Actually that happened once in the chat. France got banned.
#13
Quote by CoreysMonster
I'm banning Draken instead, just to show you how much I won't ban you.



Did you ever know that you're my hero?
#15
Quote by element4433
Why couldn't I?

I ban who I want, when I want.

....I keep thinking you're a column thingy
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#17
Quote by padgea7x
....I keep thinking you're a column thingy
My two year modiversary is coming up soon.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#18
Quote by cornmancer
Oh please post screens of his FOTB thread.
Oh please. I x2'd him so he can't see it.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#19
Quote by element4433
My two year modiversary is coming up soon.


*prepares a cake of such size that it'll utterly destroy the world's tidal system with it's gravitational mass*
#21
Quote by jetfuel495
Banned your real account, too.

olololol

Shoulda banned the real account (which you should definitely tell us who it was) and kept this one so he's stuck with it and we could laugh at him everytime he posts.
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#22
Quote by element4433
My two year modiversary is coming up soon.

Congratulations.

I've no idea what the colours mean, apart from Red and Green.

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#23
You mods are such lapdogs. Guy ask you to ban him and you just do it for free.
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#24
You know we have a ban the user above you thread.
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Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#27
Quote by jetfuel495
Who am I to deny my constituents what they want?

Give me da mooney!
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#28
Quote by element4433
Oh please. I x2'd him so he can't see it.

I didn't even know what x2 was until Stephen told me last month
#30
who was his real account??
PSN USERNAME: MetuulGuitarist7
STEAM:MetuulGuitarist7
Origin:MetuulGuitarist7
feel free to add me
#31
Quote by jetfuel495
Who am I to deny my constituents what they want?

I want my damn searchbar back, that's what I want.

edit: and a 2 day ban so I can focus on my studies.
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#32
Quote by jetfuel495
I don't have mooney

Wha >.> Who are you to deny my what I want!

EDIT: New request. Can you make me official UG president of the Haxball Thread?
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
Last edited by Dwight.Schrute at Jan 22, 2012,
#33
You should have gave him his own forum of the banned its way funnier that way.
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#34
Quote by Dwight.Schrute
Wha >.> Who are you to deny my what I want!
I'm a goddamn internet moderator!

That's actually a really effective pickup line, trust me.
Quote by WTF!!is a TAB
who was his real account??
My lawyer says I can't talk about it.
Quote by Kensai
I want my damn searchbar back, that's what I want.

edit: and a 2 day ban so I can focus on my studies.
Search bar is working for me, just still can't find any new posts with my name in it

And I totally need a semester long ban.
#35
Quote by element4433
Why couldn't I?

I ban who I want, when I want.


dick face i love you really
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#36
Quote by jetfuel495
I'm a goddamn internet moderator!

New request. Can you please make me President of the UG Haxball Thread?
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#38
Quote by jetfuel495
I dunno lol I'm not a pit mod

Then ill just take the mooney!
Quote by Saint78
That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#39
Quote by jetfuel495
I'm a goddamn internet moderator!

That's actually a really effective pickup line, trust me.My lawyer says I can't talk about it.Search bar is working for me, just still can't find any new posts with my name in it

And I totally need a semester long ban.


jetfuel495


Try to searchbar that and see if this post pops up.
#40
Quote by jetfuel495
Search bar is working for me, just still can't find any new posts with my name in it

And I totally need a semester long ban.

Yeah I meant I want a functional search bar back.

You can't ban yourself?

And I'm serious about that 2 day if any mod is watching this. I've got like 8 pages I need to write by wednesday.
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