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#2
My mother's cooking.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#3
Padgea7x's mother cooking.
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#4
I pray I never get invited over to padgea7x's house for dinner again. Still scarred from last time...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#5
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I pray I never get invited over to padgea7x's house for dinner again. Still scarred from last time...

Well atleast his mother knows how to handle a penis
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#7
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Well atleast his mother knows how to handle a penis

To be fair, it was the main course.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#8
shreddies. I can tear through boxes of them and then they tear through my arsehole.
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#9
padgea7x's mother's cooking and awful hand jobs. IT'S LIKE PETTING A BELOVED PET, NOT STARTING A FUCKNG LAWNMOWER, JENNY

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#10
Cinder blocks go down badly, but they're SO good!
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#11
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padgea7x's mother's cooking and awful hand jobs. IT'S LIKE PETTING A BELOVED PET, NOT STARTING A FUCKNG LAWNMOWER, JENNY

I would laugh really hard if a girl started petting my junk like it were a cat.
#12
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Ate his mother's cooking.


meh.

Woah guys! We've got a badass over here!
Actually her cooking made me get an artificial small intestine replacement.
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#13
Off wine. I've felt sick all day because of a half-glass that I had last night.
#14
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Well atleast his mother knows how to handle a penis


Yup, I tore HER intestines apart...

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#15
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Off wine. I've felt sick all day because of a half-glass that I had last night.


Off wine? Like generic/cheap?
#16
Chillies. Runny nose when I eat 'em, runny arse the day after.
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#18
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Woah guys! We've got a badass over here!
Actually her cooking made me get an artificial small intestine replacement.






I've legitimately never eaten anything that made me have to shit any more/worse than normal.
#20
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I've legitimately never eaten anything that made me have to shit any more/worse than normal.

Describe your worse than normal shitting please.
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#22
I'm lactose intolerant, so I guess anything with high amount of lactose.
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#23
Any sodas, salsa and other hot things, ice cream. My bowels are shit.
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#24
Chipotle. that shit is delicious, but I never eat it and think "gosh I'm sure glad I did that."
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#25
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food poisoning usually does that for me


Yea same here. Overly spicy foods can set my butt on fire sometimes too.
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#26
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Off wine? Like generic/cheap?

I wish, I could handle that. It was actually off/bad. Smelt nasty, tasted worse.
#28
retoravirus
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#29
Padge's mother, fucking.

Me.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#30
I've never actually had any food set off my stomach, it's a resilient little bastard.


I lied, it's a resilient big bastard.
#31
Razor blades.
You are now using UG Black.
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#33
Well I have a system of manly digestional organs. So I tend to make food my bitch rather than the other way around
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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#34
Quote by padgea7x
To be fair, it was the main course.


Nicely done.
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#35
my school's nachos. God damn they're so good, but i shit flames for a week.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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#36
Quote by Southerndrawl
What foods tear your intestines apart? FiberOne bars turn me into a hovercraft


Ha! Those things gave me some serious gas. Even my sister warned me. I ate one at work not too long ago... my God... I had to break wind every few minutes it seemed.

Sometimes milk shakes give me an upset stomach. My girlfriend says every time I eat anything dairy, I complain about stomach pains, lol. I just notice it if I eat a lot of ice cream at one time such as a milk shake.

Other than that, I can't think of anything else.
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#37
Not much

I have a hearty stomach.
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#39
Whenever i eat any of padgea7x's mom's cooking, I drown it in Frank's Red Hot. That's what makes it edible.
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#40
Any food really. I might have a stomach ulcer, be allergic to gluten, possible lactose intolerant, and have a high chance of having Inflammatory Bowel Syndrome. It sucks major ass.
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