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#1
Killed last time by absence of BlackmanDown, interest in last year's thread waned after the first week. So, it's time for the second edition of No Fap Febuary! I know there's the No Porn Pact, but this is different. Basically, you can't touch yourself to the point of ejaculating. No ejaculations unless done by a second party. Watch all the porn you want!
The main point of this thread (besides bragging rights) is that, if you can only achieve orgasm through another person, you'll be motivated to go out and find someone to do it for you, which will hopefully be a lasting thing. Also, the increased testosterone from the lack of ejaculation, should you fail the first task, has benefits, including smelling nice for the ladies (believe it or not.) That's right, this gets easier the longer you do it.
All you have to do is check in every three days. We base this on the honor system, since, if you really have to cheat at this, we'll let you have your satisfaction.
So, who's up for it?
tl;dr Don't touch yourself, everyone else is fair game.
Participants:
ChamsRock
Wisthekiller
VillainousLatin
Bullet-Rule
PBiggie
Bradulator
MusicMan24
SuperSac
Rudric
Trizek
skylerjames13
ironman1478
LZRocker
HeatMaster22
GuideToGenocide
shavorules42
Hasok
smmSTV
minkaro
Spaztikko
RaysGotThis
Enigmatic564
ApatheticMe
chriscobonham
Megadeth136
iup788
italiarlz135
Mattpm13
In Vein
cornmancer
bingeandletgo
Due 07
MH400
izzbass
Myaccount867
blitzbeast
Eklof
Steve635z
Blackholesun00
Slash_GNR666
Dannbread
ChaosInside
irishboy17
Incognito
Shr3dz0r
AtaBorMan
bdylan61
Hilt_Magnet
stitched_kid
jweav8705
Guodlca
Good_Lord
Seanthesheep
Uber_Kitty
Hephistopheles
iantheman
ETHANEVIL
gonzaw
Lord_Doku
Victoria-R
Shr3dz0r
Killer Bob 912
Chaos13
Bushinarin
supernaut666
vanceboy
bloodtrocuted93
MAC2322
Ninja Vampirate
Mrlobster
IWasMaiden93
palm mute
Failures:
Represent (Day -9)
Orryn(Day -9)
institutions (Day 1)
StonedColdCrazy (Day 1)
stef123 (Day 1)
xSheogorathx (Day1)
W35M4N (Day 1)
fc89konkari (Day 1)
Grimnak27 (Day 1)
Jako125 (Day 1)
sglover34479 (Day 2)
Rockford_rocks (Day 2
Duffman123 (Day 2)
ESPLTDV401DX (Day 2)
WCPhils (Day 2)
NosralTserrof (Day 2)
BDR_23 (Day 2)
High&Mighty (Day 3)
btones (Day 3)
HyphyX (Day 3)
jwizzle5786 (Day 3)
mrfinkle213 (Day 3)
son_of_bodom (Day 4)
A_7_X (Day 4)
juckfush (Day 4)
Stugg334 (Day 4)
wigzwamz (Day 4)
moscaespañol (Day5)
jrcsgtpeppers (Day 5)
Arunas (Day 5)
AdamDK (Day 5)
Jetfuel495 (Day 5)
SpillyMcKid (Day 6)
Fullmetalzawa (Day 6)
gunsnroses#1 (Day 6)
Palodigon (Day 6)
eGraham (Day 6)
Hebriqui (Day 6)
shunks (Day 7)
blues_to_thrash (Day 7)
severed-metal (Day 7)
Kertets (Day 7)
Rjlimpo (Day 7)
shaggydogJV (Day 7)
bill976 (Day 8)
Kioshi (Day 8)
theogonia777 (Day 8)
MinterMan22 (Day 8)
MetallicSka (Day 8)
AlteredMaggot18 (Day 8)
JustPhil (Day 9)
Smeghead64 (Day 9)
Sampy (Day 9)
MM14 (Day 9)
Krieger91 (Day 10)
Obsceneairwaves (Day 10)
TheSPillow (Day 11)
JamSessionFreak (Day 11)
Life Is Brutal (Day 12)
splamron (Day 12)
Metasponge (Day 12)
rageahol (Day 12)
LRCGUITAR (Day 12)
King Of Suede (Day 12)
Gaiad (Day 13)
Musicforyou17 (Day 14)
FishStik (Day 14)
Das_Skittles (Day 14)
Lots O' FX (Day 14)
kevC4 (Day 16)
InstantMustache (Day 18)
alexz64 (Day 18)
Papershredder (Day 18)
Last edited by ChamsRock at Feb 19, 2012,
#8
Quote by suckmahnuts
Am I allowed to have sex?

It's in the OP, yes. That's actually the whole point of this. Just no masturbation.
#10
What if I wake up to find that I ejaculated in my sleep?
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#12
Quote by VillainousLatin
God I hope you get banned, permanently.
TS is discussing how to get over his masturbation problem. He should be banned for that, considering UG being a 'family site' and all.
#13
Quote by bradulator
What if I wake up to find that I ejaculated in my sleep?

I suppose that's alright, as long as you didn't consciously do it.
#14
My 18th birthday is in February, if I knew I was getting birthday poon I would do this.

But I don't, so I'll probably decline.


foreveralone.jpg
Quote by willT08
Quote by HowSoonisNow
How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

As I wait on the edge of the earth,
I can see the walls being torn down again
Only to be rebuilt in another name,
On a different day
#15
Quote by Represent
TS is discussing how to get over his masturbation problem. He should be banned for that, considering UG being a 'family site' and all.


281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#17
Quote by ChamsRock
I suppose that's alright, as long as you didn't consciously do it.

Okay. I will win.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#18
Quote by Represent
TS is discussing how to get over his masturbation problem. He should be banned for that, considering UG being a 'family site' and all.

Don't worry, I added you to the appropriate column.
#19
Quote by Represent
TS is discussing how to get over his masturbation problem. He should be banned for that, considering UG being a 'family site' and all.


Aren't you 14 or something? That probably means you have a masturbation problem.

I'm doing it cause I get girls (but still have a chronic porn addiction).
#20
I'm in
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-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+ Head
Orange PPC2x12 Cab Black
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#22
Quote by supersac
id say im in but id probabaly forget seeing as all of a sudden the ladies just want to **** me this year

ill post if i fail/rememeber to post

I'll add you anyways
If anyone notices any errors in the names, please bring it to my attention.
#23
How exactly does this benefit you?

I understand if you're trying to get over your porn-addiction, but masturbation itself is in no way a self-destructive habit, rather the opposite.
#24
Wait, can we fap and then just stop right before we finish? Is that a loophole?
Quote by willT08
Quote by HowSoonisNow
How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

As I wait on the edge of the earth,
I can see the walls being torn down again
Only to be rebuilt in another name,
On a different day
#26
Quote by Orryn
How exactly does this benefit you?

I understand if you're trying to get over your porn-addiction, but masturbation itself is in no way a self-destructive habit, rather the opposite.

It's in the first post, helps you get girls by taking away your normal means of orgasm, and it increases your testosterone.
#27
Rotten Playground
Listen to me and Jameh muck about on a podcast
as if you have anything better to do.


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Grass stains on my dicks

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Pfft. Gay? Nah, gay is the manliest sex that exists.
#28
Quote by thePTOD
Wait, can we fap and then just stop right before we finish? Is that a loophole?

If you wanna call it a loophole, yeah, but it's probably a good idea to not do that if you plan on finishing the month.
#29
Quote by ChamsRock
It's in the first post, helps you get girls by taking away your normal means of orgasm, and it increases your testosterone.


Why can't you do both?

Do you believe that your penis makes a distinction between your hand and a "vagina"? Other than it being moist and with pressure?
#31
Count me in!


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#33
Quote by Orryn
Why can't you do both?

Do you believe that your penis makes a distinction between your hand and a "vagina"? Other than it being moist and with pressure?

My penis doesn't make a distinction between anything, but doing this makes you more likely to obtain a "vagina" to put it in.
#34
Quote by HeretiK538


My Thoughts exactly.

But I'm game for this!
Trust me, I'm a Jedi.

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You must control your use of the force, young Trizek.
#35
So we can still have sex? Still not in. Long distance relationships suck too much.
DON'T HIRE RON WILSON
#37
I'm in.
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#38
Quote by ChamsRock
My penis doesn't make a distinction between anything, but doing this makes you more likely to obtain a "vagina" to put it in.


Okay


Quote by suckmahnuts
So we can still have sex? Still not in. Long distance relationships suck too much.


From wikipedia:

An intimate relationship is a particularly close interpersonal relationship that involves physical or emotional intimacy. Physical intimacy is characterized by romantic or passionate love and attachment, or sexual activity. The term is also sometimes used euphemistically for a sexual relationship.
Last edited by Orryn at Jan 22, 2012,
#39
Quote by suckmahnuts
So we can still have sex? Still not in. Long distance relationships suck too much.

If you wanna get someone to slam a toilet seat against your dick until you orgasm, that's totally allowed, as long as you don't do it yourself.
#40
I'll do it, until this month i went about 3 months without it so it should be easy, although i had no formal restrictions which means that I'm probably going to last a week max.
Quote by JohnnyV
I'm pretty sure the feeling i get when i blow my load on my computer screen is a f*ck of a lot different than when i shoot in on my girlfriend's face.


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