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#1
I'd say around 4 to 6 times day, on average.

I just fapped thinking of this girl I asked out today who said 'yeah/sure.'

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#2
Dude... You have too much time on your hands... And probably a load of spaff too...
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#6
Is it weird that you talk about this with strangers or does the anonymity make it more acceptable?
#7
You know your life is going wonderful places when you jerk off to the thought of a girl saying "yeah/sure" to you.
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#10
I bet you'll explode if she constructed a full sentence.
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#12
4 to 6 times a day? EVERY day? Your dick must be screaming in agony. Put the dick down mate...put the dick down. Now put yours down.
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#13
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4 to 6 times a day? EVERY day? Your dick must be screaming in agony. Put the dick down mate...put the dick down. Now put yours down.

#14
Once a day is the way.
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#15
TS must have the bluest balls.

I only fap once every couple of days.
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#16
Um, I think you'll go blind pretty quickly if you fap 4-6 times a day. Try replacing the pictures of women with Bunnies instead.
#17
A fap a day keeps the doctor away... and probably everyone else too
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#19
...Really? People are now using UG for masturbation updates? TS you're a scumbag.
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#20
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You know your life is going wonderful places when you jerk off to the thought of a girl saying "yeah/sure" to you.

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#21
Depends how busy i am, sometimes twice if i have absolutely nothing to do, sometimes not for a few days.
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#22
Well, being a girl I don't "fap" but i'd say I do masturbate around 3-4 times a week.
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#24
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...Really? People are now using UG for masturbation updates? TS you're a scumbag.

This is not at all a new thing.

There used to continuously be at least 3 or 4 threads on the first Pit page to do with wanking a couple of years back. That Pit would look at us and laugh at our prudishness.
#25
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This is not at all a new thing.

There used to continuously be at least 3 or 4 threads on the first Pit page to do with wanking a couple of years back. That Pit would look at us and laugh at our prudishness.


yeah but those were mostly joke/not serious threads. i think this guy is serious.
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#26
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yeah but those were mostly joke/not serious threads. i think this guy is serious.

But that's always what you're supposed to think; that's the point.
#27
One to get me to sleep.
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#28
1-2 times a day.

Sometimes I'll just go a day or two without doing it. I mostly do it if I have nothing else to do really.

But serisously, 4-6 times? That's just wrong.


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#31
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But that's always what you're supposed to think; that's the point.


lol did you misspell your username?
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#32
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Um, I think you'll go blind pretty quickly if you fap 4-6 times a day. Try replacing the pictures of women with Bunnies instead.


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#33
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lol did you misspell your username?

No, it was intentional, but it's a long story.
#35
4-6 times a day? don't you go to school or have a job or something? Where do you find the time? Outline your fap schedule.

All she said was "yeah/sure", dude. Get a grip...


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#39
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#40
0. No need to when you've got the ... supply ... I've got.

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