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Last edited by Kensai at Jan 23, 2012,
#3
I would assert myself and become the Rape King of D Wing
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#5
Probably be in the pit

Bow chicka bow wow
╘MESHUG╦G╗AH





Ibanez ARX 350
Dunlop 535Q
Ibanez TS9
Peavey TransTube Supreme
DRIVE Elite straight 412
#6
Complain incessantly to the guards about the injustices of the legal system, the need for focus on rehabilitation instead of punishment and how we need to adopt European models of prison systems where we get lavish rooms and recreation time.

Then I'd shank a bitch.
#9
Comedy show, me and my cell mate


name it after some breakfast meal


that hasn't been done before


right


Right?????


GUYS???????!


!
?
#11
Quote by guitarage
fap

I'd fap in your porridge tbh, and lap it up, lap it up while I watch you eat it, watch it drip from your tongue you filthy whore.
#12
start making/selling toilet wine
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

Quote by Bladez22
smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#13
I'd go find the biggest guy in the Pit and ass rape him into submission, thus asserting my authority, dominance and monster shlong.
#14
Sell the most threatening of you to more threatening men for various reasons, thus solidifying not only my own safety, but my usefulness in the system which I now occupy.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#16
Be a major tool-bag and get out early on good behaviour.
Quote by JD Close
Piano dick had some good parts, but should have said "As the business man slowly gets boned", would have accented the whole dick feeling of the album
#17
I'd be the first to get stabbed in the courtyard, I can tell you that much.
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#21
Play on my xbox, enjoy the above average cuisine and maybe get a free education while I'm at it.

/lolsocialcommentary
Up The Boro!
#22
I shit my pants.

Not for fear, but because seriously, who is gonna **** with the guy who shits his pants constantly?
#23
Quote by Oddsbodkins
Play on my xbox, enjoy the above average cuisine and maybe get a free education while I'm at it.

/lolsocialcommentary

Yeah, but that's the OLD Xbox.

You can go ahead and play on that.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#24
Quote by Nirvana_RATM2
I shit my pants.

Not for fear, but because seriously, who is gonna **** with the guy who shits his pants constantly?



These gentlemen would like to have a word with you.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#25
We'd obviously have the different forums keeping to themselves with very little mediation between them, only when we need something.


Then the body building thread would be the bull queers.
#26
liek im preety sure prizons have shower gel now guyz tbh

but what happens if you drop the shower gel

hmmmm
#27
Quote by Duffman123
liek im preety sure prizons have shower gel now guyz tbh

but what happens if you drop the shower gel

hmmmm

How about you swing by the showers after lights out, Beef Roast.
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#31
Quote by Dirge Humani
As if any of the inept people here would have the balls to do anything if you did


Hey, I don't know what anyone else is in for! It could be sexual assault.
#32
I would be an anti-social recluse, that no one ****s with because they think I'm insane.
Quote by devourke
I love you bro. I'd totally turn gay for you after that.

November 13th, 2011. Nodincap.

LoL: Kublai Dong

MC: StealthTurtle
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#34
Quote by Butt Rayge
I'd have to become a rat in exchange for protection because a lot of you hate me.

we could bro out and listen to stoner rock

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#35
Quote by TEK34
Swim through a river of shit to get out, after befriending Morgan Freeman.


a little lost.....
#37
Quote by moscaespañol
we could bro out and listen to stoner rock

We could demand weed, a stereo and stoner CDs in exchange for information.
#38
Start UG's prison gang.
Just a sub-par guitar player..

Quote by darkstar2466
Let's make this the Pit's motto:

"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
#39
Id craft some shanks and trade them for cigarettes.

Cuz that's how it works now, okay ?
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