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#1
Everyone's favorite azn Bach fellator lover turns 22 today.

I got you a humorous picture:

There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#2
who?

I got you The Who

Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#4
Happy birthday! I got you a giant piano

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When I think of the perpetual journey through life
When it always feels like autumn
The wind moves slowly to the north
And the flowers die
Rain falls in my dreams

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#6
I got you some prog rock, because I know you like prog rock.

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#7
I'm going to keep trolling birthday threads until people stop making them.


Since when did anybody here care about each other's birthdays? I swear it's only a recent phenomenon.
#9
Quote by Butt Rayge
I'm going to keep trolling birthday threads until people stop making them.


Since when did anybody here care about each other's birthdays? I swear it's only a recent phenomenon.


Somebody's obviously upset that no one will make them a birthday thread...
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#10
Quote by PaulyVengeance

I love this

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#11
Quote by theogonia777
Somebody's obviously upset that no one will make them a birthday thread...

I'm even going to remove it from my profile so nobody gets the chance.


Nobody talks to me anyway. The only people who view my profile are butthurt fucks I've been arguing with, searching for some way to size me up or for something to use against me.
#12
Quote by Butt Rayge
I'm even going to remove it from my profile so nobody gets the chance.


Nobody talks to me anyway. The only people who view my profile are butthurt fucks I've been arguing with, searching for some way to size me up or for something to use against me.


I just went to your profile specifically so I could view it as someone not arguing with you to invalidate this point.
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 73-78
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 2-0
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 24-7
#13
Quote by Butt Rayge
I'm even going to remove it from my profile so nobody gets the chance.


Nobody talks to me anyway. The only people who view my profile are butthurt fucks I've been arguing with, searching for some way to size me up or for something to use against me.



It seems to me that people don't talk to you because you have a pretty abrasive character. You seem a bit angry most of the time if I'm honest.
#14
I can't remove my birthday from my profile and now I feel like somebody will make me a birthday thread out of spite.


^Well, obviously. I was trying to say nobody would even know my birthday, because the only people who view my profile are looking for something to use against me. A few times people have basically said 'you have no say because you're Australian,' because that's all they could find. If they were kiwi, I would understand. It's well known that Aussies and Kiwis are rivals.
Last edited by Butt Rayge at Jan 24, 2012,
#17
Happy birthday xiaoxi!
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#18
Quote by Butt Rayge
I'm even going to remove it from my profile so nobody gets the chance.


Nobody talks to me anyway. The only people who view my profile are butthurt fucks I've been arguing with, searching for some way to size me up or for something to use against me.

IT'S ON MARCH 31st EVERYBODY

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#19
<3
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Hail isn't too edgy for posts, posts are not edgy enough for Hail.


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You win. I'm done here.
#21
Quote by necrosis1193
I just went to your profile specifically so I could view it as someone not arguing with you to invalidate this point.






You're fucking clever.
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#22
Quote by Butt Rayge
I can't remove my birthday from my profile and now I feel like somebody will make me a birthday thread out of spite.


^Well, obviously. I was trying to say nobody would even know my birthday, because the only people who view my profile are looking for something to use against me. A few times people have basically said 'you have no say because you're Australian,' because that's all they could find. If they were kiwi, I would understand. It's well known that Aussies and Kiwis are rivals.


This. It's also well-known that Kiwis are superior.


Anyway, happy birthday. I got you....

A classical guitar.
"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
Last edited by stealstrings at Jan 24, 2012,
#23
Quote by necrosis1193
I just went to your profile specifically so I could view it as someone not arguing with you to invalidate this point.

I don't really think that invalidates my point.


omg were arguing i inveledated ur point
#24
Quote by Butt Rayge
I don't really think that invalidates my point.


omg were arguing i inveledated ur point






You're doing this on purpose aren't you?
#25
Quote by fearofthemark
*lolstack cut for image limit*

You're fucking clever.


Tempted to sig, especially since I think Vic may have been banned...

Quote by Butt Rayge
I don't really think that invalidates my point.


omg were arguing i inveledated ur point


If that's what you think, I'm okay with that.

See? Not arguing.
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 73-78
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 2-0
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 24-7
Last edited by necrosis1193 at Jan 24, 2012,
#27
I got you this!



I have the same one, now we can be Zippo friends :-)
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#28
Quote by necrosis1193
Tempted to sig, especially since I think Vic may have been banned...


Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#29
Quote by PaulyVengeance



You're doing this on purpose aren't you?

No, it was an accident.
Quote by necrosis1193
If that's what you think, I'm okay with that.

See? Not arguing.

This guy gets it.
Last edited by Butt Rayge at Jan 24, 2012,
#33
Quote by Butt Rayge
Nobody can tell when I'm joking any more.

You have to have a sarcasm font. Mine is Comic Sans.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#34
Comic sans?

Not worth it. I can live with ambiguity.

Very recent example (like a few minutes ago) of what I was saying before about fools checking my profile because I'm arguing with them.
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1514286
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1514293

Comment from my profile:
Quote by ejoe156
KENNY G? WHEN DID YOU START A BAND MAN?PS LOVE THEWIFE BEATER...GOOD LOOK
#35
you can have this little bastard.
Call me Chris
Quote by jimihendrix6699
had a blast until the person in front of me whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the floor..

Ducks and guitars or fish and guitars. I lead a simple existence
#36
Quote by moscaespañol
Mine is Comic Sans.


Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#39
Shut up and be merry for Xiaoxi's birthday, bitches.


I got you an Excursion.


And a new diary, you must be running out of room in your other one.
#40
Happy Birthday sir
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