#1
I live in a very rural area that follows pretty closely to the redneck stereotypes. Therefore, the people in my highschool are big fans of country music, including Toby Keith. They adore his song "Red Solo Cup" so much that many of them spontaneously start singing it at random intervals throughout the day.

Now, my question is this: Am I the only one who thinks this song is the biggest hunk of shit on earth? I hate this song more than Friday, Sexy and I Know It or any of the other ridiculously, unanimously terrible songs out there. Why is this particular turd so popular?
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I live in a very rural area that follows pretty closely to the redneck stereotypes. Therefore, the people in my highschool are big fans of country music, including Toby Keith. They adore his song "Red Solo Cup" so much that many of them spontaneously start singing it at random intervals throughout the day.

Now, my question is this: Am I the only one who thinks this song is the biggest hunk of shit on earth? I hate this song more than Friday, Sexy and I Know It or any of the other ridiculously, unanimously terrible songs out there. Why is this particular turd so popular?


Answer there.
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Toby Keith is bad and they should feel bad
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#9
It's not supposed to be a "good" song, it's a damn party song. Fairly easy to see why it'
s popular, especially where people like country. Main reason: It's become associated with partying and therefore them having a good time. So whenever they sing it out loud they get a slight boost in their day since it reminds them of dem fun times
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#11
i feigned amusement when my one "friend" showed it to me.

he's decided over the past few years to go from pretending to listen to punk, listening to gangster rap, and now listens to nothing but bad radio country and generic hard rock.

also, he's part Mexican, but is a self-proclaimed redneck and never stops talking about how he hates black people.
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Is it about drinking?
If so, that's probably why.

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I go to a uni that has a good two thirds majority of rednecks and they all love it. It's not just a high school thing. I've said it on many occasions, the only thing worse than redneck culture is proud redneck culture.

Oh and I buy the generic red plastic cups, they're cheaper and more durable.
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Either ibred or Toby Keith...oh wait...
#16
That song and everyone that likes it can go drown performing a kegstand.
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I go to a uni that has a good two thirds majority of rednecks and they all love it. It's not just a high school thing. I've said it on many occasions, the only thing worse than redneck culture is proud redneck culture.

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