#1
So I made some toast when I got home from college and saw something in my toast. There is a picture of no God. There is no way you can look at this toast and not see a lack of God. Definitive proof at last, right?

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God doesn't need to show his face, he's omnipresent, omnipotent and omniscient.



god is like the truth in this post.
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Am I the only one who sees an eye right in the middle of it?

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LULZ LOL TS YU SO RANDOM LOLOLO!!!!!!11!111!!!!
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See? That's god's eye TS, he's watching you.
#11
nope:


edit: god has no use for a nose, okay.
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#13
I don't see the eye.

Am I being trolled into staring at a piece of toast?
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I don't see the eye.

Am I being trolled into staring at a piece of toast?

Yes.

Yes you are.

And it's working

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#15
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So I made some toast when I got home from college and saw something in my toast. There is a picture of no God. There is no way you can look at this toast and not see a lack of God. Definitive proof at last, right?



#16
Quote by maiden_man_666
God doesn't need to show his face, he's omnipresent, omnipotent and omniscient.


God can't be all three.

If he's omniscient then he would know what he's going to do in the future.
If he's omnipotent he could change this, which would contradict the omniscience.

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LULZ LOL TS YU SO RANDOM LOLOLO!!!!!!11!111!!!!

My intentions weren't to be lolsorandom. I was using the flawed logic of Christians who find the big JC in toast to satirise the flawed logic of Christians who find the big JC in toast.
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#18
Isnt it obvious? God is a piece of toast, millions of people across the world worship toast. Bet they feel stupid now.
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God can't be all three.

If he's omniscient then he would know what he's going to do in the future.
If he's omnipotent he could change this, which would contradict the omniscience.

Herpa-derp-derp



Are you sure he's not impotent?

That would explain the whole 'wrath of god, fury of god, god will smite you' kinda thing?
#21
Quote by PaulyVengeance
god is like the truth in this post.



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#22
Quote by opc100
So I made some toast when I got home from college and saw something in my toast. There is a picture of no God. There is no way you can look at this toast and not see a lack of God. Definitive proof at last, right?


Really?

Than why do you care?

If there is no God, then there is no meaning of life.

If there is no meaning of life, then people are free to do or say or believe whatever they want.

If people are free to do or say or believe whatever they want, then telling taking the effort to tel lthem they are wrong means you are actually an annoying troll.

If you are an annoying troll, then people will stop listening to you.

If you do not realize that no one is listening to you, this makes you an idiot?

So, by posting this, it is obvious that you are an idiot.


Funny, I proved you were an idiot without once tryign to defend either religon or God.
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If there is no God, then there is no meaning of life.


May I ask how you came to this watertight conclusion?
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#24
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Really?

Than why do you care?

If there is no God, then there is no meaning of life.

If there is no meaning of life, then people are free to do or say or believe whatever they want.

If people are free to do or say or believe whatever they want, then telling taking the effort to tel lthem they are wrong means you are actually an annoying troll.

If you are an annoying troll, then people will stop listening to you.

If you do not realize that no one is listening to you, this makes you an idiot?

So, by posting this, it is obvious that you are an idiot.

Funny, I proved you were an idiot without once tryign to defend either religon or God.

Wow. I don't think I was telling anyone they were wrong, I think it was a joke.
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#26
Quote by seabear70
Really?

Than why do you care?

If there is no God, then there is no meaning of life.

If there is no meaning of life, then people are free to do or say or believe whatever they want.

If people are free to do or say or believe whatever they want, then telling taking the effort to tel lthem they are wrong means you are actually an annoying troll.

If you are an annoying troll, then people will stop listening to you.

If you do not realize that no one is listening to you, this makes you an idiot?

So, by posting this, it is obvious that you are an idiot.


Funny, I proved you were an idiot without once tryign to defend either religon or God.


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I said put your crust on the curb.
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#28
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If there is no God, then there is no meaning of life.


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#29
Quote by seabear70
Really?

Than why do you care?

If there is no God, then there is no meaning of life.

If there is no meaning of life, then people are free to do or say or believe whatever they want.

If people are free to do or say or believe whatever they want, then telling taking the effort to tel lthem they are wrong means you are actually an annoying troll.

If you are an annoying troll, then people will stop listening to you.

If you do not realize that no one is listening to you, this makes you an idiot?

So, by posting this, it is obvious that you are an idiot.


Funny, I proved you were an idiot without once tryign to defend either religon or God.


EDIT: Actually you know what, never mind that, misread something.

Regardless, the post was just a joke..
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#30
Quote by seabear70
Really?

Than why do you care?

If there is no God, then there is no meaning of life.

If there is no meaning of life, then people are free to do or say or believe whatever they want.

If people are free to do or say or believe whatever they want, then telling taking the effort to tel lthem they are wrong means you are actually an annoying troll.

If you are an annoying troll, then people will stop listening to you.

If you do not realize that no one is listening to you, this makes you an idiot?

So, by posting this, it is obvious that you are an idiot.


Funny, I proved you were an idiot without once tryign to defend either religon or God.

#32
Quote by seabear70
Really?

Than why do you care?

If there is no God, then there is no meaning of life.

If there is no meaning of life, then people are free to do or say or believe whatever they want.

If people are free to do or say or believe whatever they want, then telling taking the effort to tel lthem they are wrong means you are actually an annoying troll.

If you are an annoying troll, then people will stop listening to you.

If you do not realize that no one is listening to you, this makes you an idiot?

So, by posting this, it is obvious that you are an idiot.


Funny, I proved you were an idiot without once tryign to defend either religon or God.

Well since you said "people are free to do or SAY or believe whatever they want", that means that TS is free to make this thread containing a mildly amusing joke.

So that means taking the time to call him an idiot and attack him for making a joke, turns you into a butthurt asshole.

If you do not realize you're being an asshole, that makes you a moron.

So, by posting this, it is obvious you're butthurt and ignorant.


Funny, I proved you are butthurt without once trying to attack either religion or God.
#34
No, but your predictions of nuclear warfare made me shart a little.
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#35
I see a frog.
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#36
You desperately need to replace your toaster. I can tell even from that misshapen slice of bread that yours causes uneven browning, presumably caused by poor heat retention at the top opening of the device.