#1
I got a strange pm the other day about a woman asking for a relationship. I'm 100% positive that it's spam, but I found the randomness of the message to be hysterical, so I thought I'd share it. Also, I looked on the user's profile and they apparently joined UG fairly recently, so I thought that other people may have gotten a similar message.

Here it is:

Hello,
I am Miss Lina, by name, today i came across your profile and find your
profile interesting and made up my mind to mail you for a relationship, i
will like you to write me back through my email addres when you write
me *, i will explain more about me and will send my picture to you, for
you to know whom i am, i will stop here
waiting for your mail,
Lina.

*There was an email in the pm, but I'm not posting that.

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#4
Seems legit. Why so suspicious?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#5
I swear I must be the only one who's never got anything like this
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#8
Quote by Trowzaa
I swear I must be the only one who's never got anything like this


This. We're blatantly not attractive enough
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#10
Quote by frankv
Actually, there's supposedly a severe lack of (decent) men in Russia. It's not uncommon for Russian women to find their love elsewhere.

Sooooo, sounds legit!



So they can leave Russia and move somewhere nice xD
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#12
If she is Chinese, its not spam.


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#14
Was it Lina by any chance that sent you that message? Because that's the girl that I married to after she pm'ed me.
Unfortunately she still pms.
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#15
She at no point suggests getting married... stop acting so keen, bro. It'll only scare her off!
#20
I got one of these before it was hot.

Forming of all matter has come along with massive amounts of heat.

Especially with PM's, those things go hard and fast through the internet.

But yeah, it's legit.
#21
Sounds legit TS, what are you, a fag?
Just a sub-par guitar player..

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#23
Quote by ethan_hanus
Prolly, I even got one as a comment on my profile, which is annoying.


I got it as a comment and a pm. Pain in the tits...
#24
Quote by wigzwamz
This. We're blatantly not attractive enough


But my mummy says I'm handsome
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#25
You need 2 things to find someone wanting to be your wife.

well, 3 things.

1, not be fat.
2, the internet
3, web cam

It's so easy to find wifes on the net at some sites.
#26
Quote by treborillusion
You need 2 things to find someone wanting to be your wife.

well, 3 things.

1, not be fat.
2, the internet
3, web cam

It's so easy to find wifes on the net at some sites.

Speaking from...experience?


OT: Don't do it TS, she's a slut and just after your money. All $20.
#27
Quote by Trowzaa
I swear I must be the only one who's never got anything like this

I've never gotten it either bro I know that feel.

281-330-8004, that's my cell phone number, hit me up on the low
#29
Am I the only one to not get one of these?
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#30
Quote by izbbass
Am I the only one to not get one of these?


If you read the thread, no
Me neither bro.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#31
Sounds like you got a date for valentine's.
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#32
Quote by Trowzaa
I swear I must be the only one who's never got anything like this



I've had one


She only wanted my email address to share similar interests
#33
Quote by SkepsisMetal
I've had one


She only wanted my email address to share similar interests


I thought you got banned in the VS thread?

EDIT: I got you mixed up with BladeSlinger <.< Sorry
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#34
Quote by Trowzaa
If you read the thread, no
Me neither bro.

B'aww

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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#35
Quote by Trowzaa
I thought you got banned in the VS thread?

EDIT: I got you mixed up with BladeSlinger <.< Sorry



Oh shit I forgot to check that

Who were all the randomers that got it?
#36
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Damn, lots of people who can't get enet wives. I've got 5 so far.

I've got 2 (mi mexicana and mi filipina) and a lot of gfs.
Wished I was like this offline.
#37
Is she... an Emily multi??
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