#1
I've heard Dexter is good, and I've watched a fair amount of CSI. Any other shows that could teach me to murder people without leaving evidence? Preferably with minimal dramatic character-driven plot; I don't need to watch a gory soap opera, I need to know how to get away with murder.
I searched for this on WikiHow and couldn't find anything; the first result was How to Do Simple Magic Tricks

Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell;
And, in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.



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#4
No, but if you watch an episode of The Jersey Shore, I'm sure you'd learn they have enough bleach and roids in their system you could kill them and they'd cover your tracks for you.
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#5
Watch Pathology .


Contains one of my favourite on-screen ways of killing someone. Though I have no idea how well it would work IRL. Probably not very.
#6
Well, even if it can't teach you to get away with murder, you should watch Dexter anyways since it's an incredible show
#7
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#9
I've heard that she knows how.

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#10
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I've heard that she knows how.

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#11
I love how we aren't like, "what the fuck man, are you gonna kill someone?" We're just naming all of these shows. Brilliant work Pit.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#13

I hear he knows too.
I smoke like Rasta, got hair like pasta
I be sippin' on them shots then bustin' rhymes like Busta


Load up the bong, crank up the song, let the informa call 911
#15
I hate to be that guy, but isn't this against the rules?

I mean youre essentially asking the pit how to get away with murder
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#17
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#18
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Are We There Yet? starring Ice Cube.

Nah, that just makes you want to murder someone.

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#20
Quote by vicarious46
I hate to be that guy, but isn't this against the rules?

I mean youre essentially asking the pit how to get away with murder


Yeah, but we all know he's a troll, cause we all know it's impossible for a pit monkey to get away with anything, not even sneaking a peak at boobs for more than 10 seconds.
#21
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Yeah, but we all know he's a troll, cause we all know it's impossible for a pit monkey to get away with anything, not even sneaking a peak at boobs for more than 10 seconds.


Exactly. The most this guy will kill is time with his hand and a sock.
#22
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Exactly. The most this guy will kill is time with his hand and a sock.

Which, admittedly, is the best way to kill time.


Or anything, really.

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#24
Breaking motherf*ckin Bad
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#25
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Breaking motherf*ckin Bad



This.

And remember, when you go to dissolve the body with the acid, use a PLASTIC tub!
#26
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This.

And remember, when you go to dissolve the body with the acid, use a PLASTIC tub!


and not a bathtub.

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#27
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I'm not sure I want to recommend you anything, I'm actually feeling compelled to report you to the authorities...
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#28
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Exactly. The most this guy will kill is time with his hand and a sock.

I've never understood the notion of using a sock. Unless you have socks made from silk fibers blended with tiger fur or something, socks aren't particularly smooth or even super soft.
And I'm not really trolling, per se, I just think it would be a good skill to have. Just in case, you know? Like knowing how to start a fire with two sticks, or how to make a shelter out of an animal carcass. You'll probably never need it, but you'll be glad you know how if you do.

Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell;
And, in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.



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#30
Quote by Wisthekiller
I can just tell you. Wear generic clothes, do it in a public place at night (lots of DNA, yours is indistinguishable) with no cameras and use an untraceable weapon like an ice sickle.


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#31
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I love how everyone else gave helpful tips, and I talked about masturbation and yet he replies to me.
I feel special.

I will now proceed to ignore you for the rest of the thread.

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He knew what he meant.


Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell;
And, in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.



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#32
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I will now proceed to ignore you for the rest of the thread.


He knew what he meant.



yeah, but i wanted to be a pretentious douche
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#33
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yeah, but i wanted to be a pretentious douche

My apologies, don't allow me to stop you.
But really, still looking for helpful shows. Maybe instructional videos on Youtube?

Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell;
And, in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.



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#35
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Join the army.


This?

Or

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I'm not sure I want to recommend you anything, I'm actually feeling compelled to report you to the authorities...


This?


Also the Mr Brooks movie series.
And i hate you for being such a crybaby. FACE JAIL LIKE A MAN. AND MAKE SURE TO DROP THE SOAP.
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#36
Quote by due 07
Here's some of the attention you were looking for, TS.

Thanks man
I can always count on you to humor my thinly-veiled attention seeking.

Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell;
And, in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.



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