#1
Alvarez Acoustic with the fret buzz mod
Lotus Strat knock off, kicks a USA strats a**
Line 6 Spider II, permanently on Clean lol
Zoom MRT-3B Drum Machine
#2
Could I get some more talent in the monitors, please?

I know it sounds crazy, but try to learn to inhale your voice. www.thebelcantotechnique.com

Chris is the king of relating music things to other objects in real life.