#1
I was thinking about this not too long ago. How do metal bands nowadays make a living? I mean sure they play shows and whatnot, but is it really enough for them to live off of?
#2
They live with their parents until they're 30 until they realize they're pathetic faggots and then they break off and succumb to the 9-5 job.
#3
Well I heard James Hetfield does part time work at some restaurant if they don't have enough tables.
#4
They do stand ins for mugshots down at the police station.

Or sell drugs.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash