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QUARKS ALL KINDS!! I LOVE QUARKS
43 47%
LEPTOPS ALL KINDS!!! I FKN LOVE LEPTOPS
30 33%
BOSONS!!! I LOVE HIGGS AND BOSONS
41 45%
TACHYONS!!! I LOVE IMAGINING THINGS
39 42%
PION!!!!
31 34%
KAON!!!!!
29 32%
DELTA BARYONS!!!
29 32%
LAMBDA BARYONS!!!
32 35%
GRAVITONS AND PHOTONS!!!!!!!!
43 47%
DARK MATTER FTW
62 67%
Voters: 92.
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#1
presenting!!!!!!!
peter91's TOP 10 PARTICLES

vote for your favourite particles!

let the battle commence!
#2
Your penis.
Your testicles.
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#7
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I like the Higgs Boson because its name is the closest I will ever get to a bosom.



i like anti protons. too hipster for a charge.
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#8
All of the ones that are required to form big healthy breasts.

So most of 'em.
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#11
QUARKS ARE SO FUCKING COOL. THEY'RE ALL LIKE "LOOK AT ME, I'M A QUARK, OH YOU CAN'T COS I'M SMALL." CHECK OUT THOSE FUCKING PARTICLES.
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#12


This should answer your question. Cookies for anyone who gets the reference.
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#15
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#18
Lambda because it has the word 'lamb' in it

Plus wavelengths are the shizzle.
#19
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Your penis.
Your testicles.

Normally, I get bothered when you talk about about balls/penises, because its a bit immature. but this on the other hand, actually made me laugh hysterically.
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#20
I guess 60% of pit monkeys clicked all the options.
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#21
Fucking quantum physics hipsters. The fact that electrons, protons, and neutrons aren't even on the list just shows how up-their-own-ass most physics pseudo-intellect dilettantes are.
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#22
My faith in the '12ers -.-
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#23
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Fucking quantum physics hipsters. The fact that electrons, protons, and neutrons aren't even on the list just shows how up-their-own-ass most physics pseudo-intellect dilettantes are.


Electrons are leptons (which he misspelled as leptops)
Protons and neutrons are nucleons which are (sort of) delta baryons (but not really)
Other than that, I agree. This is a strange list. Photons and gravitons should REALLY come under "BOSONS!!!"
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#25
Is that physics terminology? I studied chemistry for two years at uni and never came across those concepts.
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#26
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#27
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Is that physics terminology? I studied chemistry for two years at uni and never came across those concepts.


Yeah pretty much, chemistry never really goes into sub-nuclear particles because it's not really relevant to real life. I could explain, but I doubt you want to hear about it
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#28
I've got time.
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#29
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I've got time.



Well, protons and neutrons are made up of smaller, fundamental particles called quarks. There are six quarks, but the most common are 'up' and 'down' quarks. An up quark has a charge of +2/3 and a down has a charge of -1/3, so a proton is made of two ups and one down, and a neutron is made of two downs and one up. There are also strange and charm quarks, and top and bottom but they don't exist much.
Baryon = something made of 3 quarks

An electron is completely different, it's a lepton which is another family of particles entirely. There are six leptons, but again only electrons and electron neutrinos really exist.

Leptons, quarks and bosons (force carriers) make up all the fundamental particles.

Oh yeah and every lepton/quark/fermion has a corresponding antiparticle (eg antiproton, positron), with the same massive but opposite everything else, and those are spontaneously made all over the place but last for like 0.000000000000001 seconds. Have fun getting your head around that

edit: i can't believe i actually tried explaining some of this shit, i feel like a massive goon now
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#31
physics is super interesting tbh
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#35
I only know the last two options, except I don't know their purpose.
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#36
Uh the Higgs and Bosons are completely different from each other. Just so you know.
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#37
You spelt lepton wrong!


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#38
This list would have made more sense if you actually used some sort of proper categorization since you can't list every subatomic particle. You should have done Gauge Bosons, Leptons, Quarks, Higgs Boson and the antiparticles of the fundamental Fermions, perhaps Dark Matter too. But mixing composite particles (Mesons, Baryons) with their subatomic constituents doesn't make sense.

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Uh the Higgs and Bosons are completely different from each other. Just so you know.

Well, the Higgs is separate from the Gauge Bosons, but they're still all Bosonic particles.
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#39
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This list would have made more sense if you actually used some sort of proper categorization since you can't list every subatomic particle.



If you saw his other posts, this shouldn't come as a surprise from him.
#40
I'm actually suprised at the amount of votes that come from a shitty thread from a jan '12er... Kudos TS!
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