What kind of songs should I sing and play to impress the ladies, figuratively

#2
What about Dig by Incubus? Thats a good one.
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Lamb of God - Redneck always impresses the ladies.
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#7
Stop playing guitar please.
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#8
If I heard/saw someone playing Stone Sour to a girl, I would forcibly remove their guitar and steal their woman.
#13
You should play Crazy Legs by (hed)p.e. for her. Bitches love Crazy Legs.
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She Was Asking For It - Cannibal Corpse
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#17
Anything from hair metal to smooth jazz if you want a lady with taste.

Wonderwall if you want a little girl who doesn't listen to anything that has less than 10 000 000 fans on their Facebook page.
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Anything from hair metal to smooth jazz if you want a lady with taste.

Wonderwall if you want a little girl who doesn't listen to anything that has less than 10 000 000 fans on their Facebook page.


Hair metal for taste?

That's... funny.
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#19
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Hair metal for taste?

That's... funny.

Totally.

It tastes like Aqua-net.
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Stop playing guitar please.


I'm not going to dedicate any time to pursuing this, just interested to know.
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#22
But srsly. Some guaranteed panty droppers:
Gin Blossoms - Hey Jealousy, 'Til I Hear It From You
Dishwalla - Blue Cars
Dave Matthews - Crash.
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#23
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If I heard/saw someone playing Stone Sour to a girl, I would forcibly remove their guitar and steal their woman.

Why's that?


And play well known songs, TS.
#24
Because Stone Sour and anything Corey Taylor creates or takes part in is fucking horrid.


Oh, TS, play some Dashboard Confessional. It's the singing that pulls them in, not the guitar.
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#25
The songs that won the ladies over last saturday when I had a party were The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, I'm Yours by Jason Mraz and Bubbly by what's her name... All simple stuff but the level of appreciation...

Oh and strangely enough, Summer Of 69 by Bryan Adams.
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#26
Kill You by Deathklok, it's a good one for the ladies
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Sounds like every other band that comes on the radio. Chugging low tuned guitars, simple riff melody, "heavy" intro, dull singing in a stereotypical voice. Might as well be Skillet or Three Days Grace.


I'd rather you listen to Radiohead
#30
Beastie Boys - Hey Ladies
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I think you know the answer to that. If not. You should definitely stop playing guitar.
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#33
If you want to appear like the deep and passionate one:

Landslide by Fleetwood Mac.
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
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#34
In Your Atmosphere-John Mayer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7ltZ4dg2A

I've been workin this one, and let me tell you...

it ****in works.

albeit, you have to be a somewhat competent guitar player/singer.
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