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I have to write a paper for school, so I figured I would write it on a ridiculous conspiracy theory. What are the most ridiculous conspiracy theories you've heard of?
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Who shot Jamie Kennedy?
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
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Watch the History Channel. They'll give you plenty of ideas
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It's not like bullshit, more like poetry.
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This is the first thread I made in UG four years ago...

I was ostracized for it until three years ago.

TS, we are a 3D comic book written by a 4D Stan Lee. That is life. That is meaning. That is truth.

Ignore what Kensai may have to say on this.

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You sick bastard.



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Why don't you ask Zoot?


Leftist Zoot, not guitar illiterate Zoot.

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TS, we are a 3D comic book written by a 4D Stan Lee. That is life. That is meaning. That is truth.





look up the new world order/builderberg group/alex jones. Plenty of crazy in there for a report.
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The "Zoot Allures is secretly Nick Cave, IRISH_PUNK13 is secretly Dawn Cave, Jackal58 is secretly Don LaFontaine, and the mods are secretly aliens" conspiracy is the best choice.
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there are a lot
prince william is the antichrist and will have the soul put into him soon.
something is going to happen at the london olympics like at 9.11
obama is the antichrist
the world will end 21.12.2012
princess diana was killed because she knew something about one of the above
barcelona have bought off the referees
anti gravity has been mastered but is hidden
the rockefeller family own trillions in assets and the rothschilds own even more
the poles have shifted by 20% and the north pole is actually where russia is now.
there is a hidden planet called niburu
the philadelphia project
the people in charge are actually cyborgs and cyborg technology has actually been mastered.
the feminist movement was funded by the illuminati (although this one i think is probably true)
etc. etc.
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I don't think any words should be censored.

Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

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Man City wont win anything and finish below Arsenal.

city: 3rd + FA cup winners.
arsenal: 4th
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the philadelphia project

What is that?
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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DO YOU LIEK ME???

cause i dont like you


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What is that?

I think it was during WW2 the government was testing out an 'invisible ship' in the harbour of Philadelphia.

You only asked about it because it had Philadelphia in it didn't you?

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What is that?


WWII battleship fitted with a machine that was supposed to make it invisible to other ships.

They turned on the machine and caused the ship to disappear. It was seen hundreds of miles away supposedly, and when it reappeared soldiers were sick, had injuries, a few were fused into the walls of the ship. Government cover up.

You know, the usual bullshit.
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Absolute bullshit.

"I can't believe that 'I can't believe it's not butter' isn't actually butter, can you believe that?"
good old Vicar of Dibley
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WWII battleship fitted with a machine that was supposed to make it invisible to other ships.

They turned on the machine and caused the ship to disappear. It was seen hundreds of miles away supposedly, and when it reappeared soldiers were sick, had injuries, a few were fused into the walls of the ship. Government cover up.

You know, the usual bullshit.



That is so stupid.

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I think it was during WW2 the government was testing out an 'invisible ship' in the harbour of Philadelphia.

You only asked about it because it had Philadelphia in it didn't you?


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Maybe.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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Will Ferrel and Chad Smith are actually the same person
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COURTNEY KILLED KURT RIP BEST GITARIST EVER <3

And, of course, Eugene Mirmans theory that God is a 12 year old boy with Aspergers.
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That is so stupid.

except the theory also involves the use of einstein and whether or not he tried to master time travel and invisibility.
it also has notable references to it in pop culture re. the sailors getting mixed with the ship.
it's interesting but definately made up.
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I don't think any words should be censored.

Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

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Man City wont win anything and finish below Arsenal.

city: 3rd + FA cup winners.
arsenal: 4th
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Barcelona paid of the refs today. Real should have won.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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COURTNEY KILLED KURT RIP BEST GITARIST EVER <3

And, of course, Eugene Mirmans theory that God is a 12 year old boy with Aspergers.

RIP KIRK
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Barcelona pay referees. It must be true.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
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Barcelona pay referees. It must be true.


A second source. It must be true.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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RIP KIRK

Soon I shall kill Hammett. MWAHAHA MWAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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I have to write a paper for school, so I figured I would write it on a ridiculous conspiracy theory. What are the most ridiculous conspiracy theories you've heard of?

9/11, reptilian aliens, ray guns used on the WTC 7.

...

Just end it with "those who believe in conspiracy theories lack a standard of evidence".
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Soon I shall kill Hammett. MWAHAHA MWAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Just don't get caught babe <3
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A second source. It must be true.

actually, he was third
mentioned it before you.
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I don't think any words should be censored.

Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

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Man City wont win anything and finish below Arsenal.

city: 3rd + FA cup winners.
arsenal: 4th
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actually, he was third
mentioned it before you.


You did? Well 3 sources is enough to confirm this

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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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Just don't get caught babe <3

Nevar, evar.
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#36
Clinton Body Count Theory
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Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

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ITT: People list conspiracy theorys that are plausible but they doubt them due to the media demonising the term 'conspiracy theory' and therefore demonising those who talk about them.

TBH, I like guitar illiterate Zoot better.

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This is the first thread I made in UG four years ago...

I was ostracized for it until three years ago.

TS, we are a 3D comic book written by a 4D Stan Lee. That is life. That is meaning. That is truth.

Ignore what Kensai may have to say on this.


Had to go look at that thread again... nigga you must've smoked some bad weed when you made that thread.
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TBH, I like guitar illiterate Zoot better.

I can have more than one aspect to myself around here >.>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrnSmdQqF-k

This is a segment of a much longer speech which is worth hearing too, but this is an important point.
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