#1
So my girlfriend just slapped me. I accidentally showed the wrong picture to 2 people (nearly nude). It was a complete accident.

Was she right to slap me? Bearing in mind it was a complete accident and I was/am wasted.

Sorry if this against the rules but I'm too drunk to know. LOL

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#2
Yes, being drunk doesn't absolve you of anything.
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#3
No, you should definitely get back at her. Post the pics here.
#4
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No, you should definitely get back at her. Post the pics here.

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#5
inb4 the feminists say that you were in the wrong.
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#6
I hate when people play the "I was drunk" excuse. You CHOSE to imbibe alcohol, you need to deal with the consequences of you doing so.

OT: A slap might have been a bit much, depending on who saw and how nude she was.
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#7
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No, you should definitely get back at her. Post the pics here.
I was gonna say that

But I concur, post the pictures before you sober up, just for good measure.
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inb4 the feminists say that you were in the wrong.


But how can she slap?!
#11
well actually, you deserve death, so consider yourself lucky.
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#12
Now you've already received the punishment, may as well go ahead and show everyone.
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Yes, being drunk doesn't absolve you of anything.

Last time I checked, you can get off rape charges if you can prove you were drunk under Canadian law.
#15
How can sea slap?
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#16
She shouldn't have slapped you. There's no reason to hit someone and her reaction shows how immature she is. It's also unfair that a girl can get away with hitting a guy but the opposite is not always possible. People shouldn't be hitting each other, period.
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Last time I checked, you can get off rape charges if you can prove you were drunk under Canadian law.


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Last time I checked, you can get off rape charges if you can prove you were drunk under Canadian law.

Intoxication is a full defence to any indictable offence, even murder, in Australia and presumably the USA/all other common law countries. However, how successful do you think such a defence would be against a jury?
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