#1
So I was gonna buy this new monitor for myself and it came to about $100. I've been saving JUST for this for a few paychecks, and once I'm ready to order it - my girlfriend comes home with the same one I was gonna buy as a gift for me! Problem is that I transferred the funds to my paypal which takes like two ****ing weeks (two weeks into it and then another two weeks to withdraw..). I figure since I was gonna spend it anyways why not buy some cool shit! Let's hear those ideas!
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#8
Save up money for something, then have it given as a gift for free, then blow all the money anyway? Boo. Poor money management.

Save up some more, then buy a horse.

Name it Peter Nincompoop.

#10
sounds like you need a new amp.
buy a guitar pedal or somthing.
or toys for you and your girl.
in the bedroom.
naked.
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No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
#11
Inflatable remote controlled flying shark
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#12
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You saved multiple paychecks to get $100? Geeze.


If your paycheck is $200, and you want to put away $20 from each, it takes five paychecks...
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#14
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If your paycheck is $200, and you want to put away $20 from each, it takes five paychecks...

He said JUST for this, so it sounded like the whole paycheck.
#15
Show appreciation to your girlfriend for buying you something you really wanted by buying her something in return?
#16
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Show appreciation to your girlfriend for buying you something you really wanted by buying her something in return?



This, and don't make a sandwich joke.
#18
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He said JUST for this, so it sounded like the whole paycheck.

Well unfortunately I usually have bills and debts, but last month I payed all of them off. For this I have been putting away $20 each paycheck, and I get payed bi-weekly. Took some time. The reason I'm not saving it is because I'm all caught up on everything now. It's extra money I don't really need.

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Do this.

Or, hook your bank account up to paypal and have the money back in your bank in a matter of days.

It is hooked up like that, I think it's because I'm in Canada that it takes so long.
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#19
Buy your girlfriend something pretty.
Get blowjob.
Keep remaining funds for rainy day.


When rainy day comes, get another blowjob.
#20
Reciprocity and common sense says you should spend the money on her. It's a win-win.
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#21
Buy a puppy and name him "Pooootoootoooo".

Give to said "girlfriend", and become best guy in the world!

Simple, no?
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#22
Make it rain virtual dollah dollahs
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