#1
So every once and a while my roommates and I go through the daily crime reports at our university... The best one has been a report of a man finding a U of U security bike in his front lawn... The man lives in St. George 6 hours away from Salt Lake
http://dps.utah.edu/ (daily crime log)

Anyone at a school or city that has these and have good ones to share?
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#2
Here is one from September. It's not me by the way.

2011-09-27
MAN ARRESTED FOR INDECENT ACTIVITY

Incident Details:

On Monday 26 September, 2011 at approximately 2:15 pm Security and Emergency
Services observed a man lying down on the planter near the 99 Gerrard Street
entrance to the SHE/EPH building. He had a jacket across his lap and
appeared to be masturbating.