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I was about to go to sleep, and was going to do my farewell-to-the-day piss. I just got new glasses today, and I was seeing everything clearer. I look down at the toilet, and swear I see a normal sized turd chillin at the bottom. No toilet paper with it, so I ask my dad,

"did you take a shit without wiping???"

to which he replie's "of course not, what the ****'s wrong with you lolz"

I look back at the strange mystery turd, and assume that it must be an optical illusion created by that darker spot at the bottom of the bowl, and proceed with my wizz and flush.


it ducked into the "cave," and re-appeared, in same form, right where it was before.


I thought back to my pooping history today, which produced one at the diner in the morning, and one in school right before I left. I hadn't even dropped one in this toilet all day, and my dad was at work all day and also hadn't taken a crap in there(I asked). Is it possible to have something like this? Is it an alien? Is it the CIA? Am I crazy?


I'm guessing its one of those really "bouyant" duces, but still, how could other poops and their respective toilet paper's pass by it?

No one else in the house knows or has said anything about it....
#3
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#4


This thread is giving me such a raging clue.
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#5
Who pooped the toilet?


cookie for the reference.


wcphils is gonna get it

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#8
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Who pooped the toilet?


cookie for the reference.


wcphils is gonna get it




Edit: **** didn't see your edit
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
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#10
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#11
I'm really curious, I've flushed the toilet a couple more times, and it is STILL there!!!
#12
Quote by willwelsh816
I'm really curious, I've flushed the toilet a couple more times, and it is STILL there!!!



Find some way to take it out of the toilet then. Once it's out, put it in a plastic container of some sort and microwave it. The heat will make it evaporate. Possessed turd is no more.
daytripper75

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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#13
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Edit: **** didn't see your edit


Perfect execution, Phils.

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#15
but there is no backup, everything seems to move down fine, the little water tornado and everything, just when all the excitement of flushing is done, the turd is still there staring right back up at me...
#16
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Perfect execution, Phils.

Ooh, a cookie. I always knew watching an obscene amount of tv would pay off.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#17
Quote by WCPhils
Ooh, a cookie. I always knew watching an obscene amount of tv would pay off.

it's sarah palin if you didn't notice >.>

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#18
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#19
Quote by moscaespañol
it's sarah palin if you didn't notice >.>

I didn't
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#21
Quote by willwelsh816
the turd is still there staring right back up at me...



...like that??
#24
There is only one reasonable explanation. Someone shat a hole in the bottom of your toilet.
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#26
It's called an Old Man in the Cave Poop when it hides and occasionally pokes out its head to grumble and complain.

And yes, it's real and has a soul.
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#28
TS, I think you should know that you have taken more dumps in public places in a 12 hour period than I have in my life.
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#30
Salt it and burn it. Only way to kill it.
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#31
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Find some way to take it out of the toilet then. Once it's out, put it in a plastic container of some sort and microwave it. The heat will make it evaporate. Possessed turd is no more.


Do this
#32
Quote by willwelsh816
I'm really curious, I've flushed the toilet a couple more times, and it is STILL there!!!


Maybe it's an alien poop, possibly a Klingon's.
#33
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Maybe it's an alien poop, possibly a Klingon's.



do some Klingon poops have wrinkly foreheads, while some lack this feature?
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#34
Dont pursue this any further it will just turn into a huge 911 conspiracy, conspiracy.
#35
Quote by willwelsh816
I was about to go to sleep, and was going to do my farewell-to-the-day piss. I just got new glasses today, and I was seeing everything clearer. I look down at the toilet, and swear I see a normal sized turd chillin at the bottom. No toilet paper with it, so I ask my dad,

"did you take a shit without wiping???"

to which he replie's "of course not, what the ****'s wrong with you lolz"

I look back at the strange mystery turd, and assume that it must be an optical illusion created by that darker spot at the bottom of the bowl, and proceed with my wizz and flush.


it ducked into the "cave," and re-appeared, in same form, right where it was before.


I thought back to my pooping history today, which produced one at the diner in the morning, and one in school right before I left. I hadn't even dropped one in this toilet all day, and my dad was at work all day and also hadn't taken a crap in there(I asked). Is it possible to have something like this? Is it an alien? Is it the CIA? Am I crazy?


I'm guessing its one of those really "bouyant" duces, but still, how could other poops and their respective toilet paper's pass by it?

No one else in the house knows or has said anything about it....

that might be the single greatest thing I've ever read on the internet
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#37
Use a clothes hanger to show it bussiness! Stab that evil little bastard! If you want to assert your postition of the alpha male you must reach in, grab that bastard, and bite his ^*%^*%^&^&%^&%^*%^&^% head off!!!!
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#38
Quote by Harvey Swick
do some Klingon poops have wrinkly foreheads, while some lack this feature?


Dunno, never seen one.

I was just considering that maybe it was 'clinging on'...
#40
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It's a mystery!


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I agree! those in favor post aye
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