Page 1 of 2
#1
We're having this closed party in a couple of hours and one of my friends found out about it because he was hanging out with me when I was called in to organize some of the shit going on and now he wants to come. To tell the truth he's a nice guy but a boring fellow and I know that he'll be sticking close to me during the party since he doesn't know anybody there. When I kind of asked him if he REALLY REALLY wanted to come he answered like "What do you mean, man?"
Pit, is there any polite or stealthy way of telling him not to come or something?
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS SIG IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS POST OF UTTER GENIUS
#4
Quote by Portuguese_boy
Tell him it's a gay couples party.

Yeah TS, just tell him the truth.
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#5
Let him go, just tell him to socialize and help him break the ice.

Bros are bros, and bros help bros get ho's because ho's like your bro.

Quote by Kensai
Yeah TS, just tell him the truth.


Only if there are some fine ho's there.
Gibson Les Paul Custom (Aged White)
Custom Kramer Baretta
Custom Fender Strat
Epiphone Black Beauty
Epiphone AJ
Marshall JCM900 4201
Blackheart Little Giant
MXR Dist. +
MXR Six Band EQ
MXR Phase 90
Last edited by Xter at Jan 27, 2012,
#6
Just let him come

I've got the same thing tonight, but on a bigger scale. One of my mates is coming to Glasgow with us.
#7
Quote by Butt Rayge
What the hell is a closed party?


Random people can't get in. Friends or friends of friends only.
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS SIG IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS POST OF UTTER GENIUS
#8
Honestly just tell him not to come. That way he knows that hes not to come rather than just leaving him uncertain what you mean.
Is it hot in here??

This one time in Dubai.....

#10
Quote by whoomit
Just let him come

I've got the same thing tonight, but on a bigger scale. One of my mates is coming to Glasgow with us.


I guess that's what I'll have to do.

Don't want to come off as a douche and just throw it into his face. He doesn't have much friends as is so I kind of feel sorry for him.
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS SIG IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS POST OF UTTER GENIUS
#12
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Now I feel bad for your friend.


Let him come TS, he's your friend not some burden.



word.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#13
You sound like a cunt of a friend TS
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#14
Quote by Grimriffer
Random people can't get in. Friends or friends of friends only.



right, right.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#16
I'll give it to you striaght. He's a ****ing cockblocker with a record of cockblocking.
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS SIG IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS POST OF UTTER GENIUS
#18
Quote by Grimriffer
I'll give it to you striaght. He's a ****ing cockblocker with a record of cockblocking.

Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#19
Just straight up tell him he can't come, let him know it's a closed off party and only the holder can give invitations.
West Ham United
#20
Quote by Grimriffer
I'll give it to you striaght. He's a ****ing cockblocker with a record of cockblocking.

Tell him not to cockblock you.


Communication is key, here.
#21
I know exactly how you feel; but all I can say there is a whole lot more worse than a boring person - so give the guy a break
Quote by Malakian88
Oh my bloody god. Imagine if you were a girl and you woke up to find your little brother's friend standing over you with his erect penis on your breasts...


Indeed.
#22
Quote by Kensai
Yeah TS, just tell him the truth.


That's probably why he wants to go.
455 75 34 88


(´・ω・`)


Quote by strait jacket
Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
#23
you COULD be a bro and let him come or you COULD say that he cant come because the head guys dont want anybody they dont know
#24
Quote by Grimriffer
I'll give it to you striaght. He's a ****ing cockblocker with a record of cockblocking.


That's a dick move, pun intended.

Just introduce him to some people he can chill with that's away from who you will be chilling in.

Gibson Les Paul Custom (Aged White)
Custom Kramer Baretta
Custom Fender Strat
Epiphone Black Beauty
Epiphone AJ
Marshall JCM900 4201
Blackheart Little Giant
MXR Dist. +
MXR Six Band EQ
MXR Phase 90
Last edited by Xter at Jan 27, 2012,
#25
Step 1: Call him and ask him not to come
Step 2: Punch yourself in the dick for being a douche
Step 3: Repeat step 2 until you're no longer a douche.
Quote by StonedColdCrazy
Fact is nobody has ever proven smoking to cause cancer.
#26
why were you hanging out with him, and why is he even your friend if he's a "boring fellow"?
Esp Eclipse II
Fender Strat LoneStar
Martin D35 Custom Shop
Vox Night Train
Vox Heritage cab 1x12
#29
Quote by Grimriffer
I'll give it to you striaght. He's a ****ing cockblocker with a record of cockblocking.

What does he do that's sooo cockblocking?
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#30
Quote by brownshirt1
I'm confused as to how someone so boring can also be a cockblocker?

Maybe he follows TS around like a sheep and throws off any chick TS approaches.
West Ham United
#31
ITT: TS is an absolute asshole who excludes one friend for very little reason.
Chelsea FC



Quote by Blues Hippie
As for the swim team member that drowned, it just means the swim team just got a lot better. Same with him too, it's time to move on, the weakest link is gone...
#32
Quote by King Donkey
Maybe he follows TS around like a sheep and throws off any chick TS approaches.


Ahh, I see now. My friends and I use that term a little differently.
#33
Quote by Grimriffer
I'll give it to you striaght. He's a ****ing cockblocker with a record of cockblocking.



We've all got a friend like that.

My solution is to set them up with a girl. That way they get laid and you can do your thing. Hopefully by the end of the night you've both had a memorable in counter.

EDIT: To be fair, it is a house party, it'll be awesome anyway, getting laid is just a bonus.
El-Danny

Quote by americnidiot
You keep seeing songs like KoC, SMBH, and Hysteria showing up on games, but I want Micro Cuts on either Rock Band or Sing Star. I want to see numerous masses of kids staring at the tv wondering what the hell they're supposed to do.
Last edited by eldanny at Jan 27, 2012,
#35
Quote by Grimriffer
To tell the truth he's a nice guy but a boring fellow and I know that he'll be sticking close to me during the party since he doesn't know anybody there.


If this is the only reason you're not letting him go, you're a shallow, judgemental prick. Invite the poor bloke, let the guy socialise and get to know some people. Hell, you might een find out he's not so boring after all once he's had a few bevvies in him.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#36
It's nice when the pit is actually the voice of reason. TS is an arsehole.
- - - - - - - -
When I think of the perpetual journey through life
When it always feels like autumn
The wind moves slowly to the north
And the flowers die
Rain falls in my dreams

- - - - - - - -
#37
Disclose to him, your close friend that the party is one which is closed and convey this to him through a letter in which the information is enclosed. Be sure to do this, however before his right to enter the party is foreclosed and he is inclosed by an angry mob who will proceed to beat him to death against a Victorian parclose.

Glen Close.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#38
I'm guessing his friend always gets laid and TS is jealous and wants some poontang for himself.
#39
Quote by Grimriffer
We're having this closed party in a couple of hours and one of my friends found out about it because he was hanging out with me when I was called in to organize some of the shit going on and now he wants to come. To tell the truth he's a nice guy but a boring fellow and I know that he'll be sticking close to me during the party since he doesn't know anybody there. When I kind of asked him if he REALLY REALLY wanted to come he answered like "What do you mean, man?"
Pit, is there any polite or stealthy way of telling him not to come or something?

I have a buddy kinda like that. He's a cool dude, looks fairly normal. But he's from the next town over so he doesn't know many people in my crowd. He's also a bit awkward. BUT, he's slowly getting to know the regulars so it's not as bad.

Dude just invite him. If he keeps in your back pocket the whole time just find a way to lose him. Try it by introducing him to people there. They usually take it upon themselves to engage him. Then when he's talking to them, slip away. I've even had lady friends bring their single and looking friends with intent to introduce them to the guy. Nothing came of it, but it kept him off my back the whole night.
#40
If your friend is anything like me, he'll become the friendliest bastard in the world after he has a few drinks.

If not, tell him the host of the party says he's only inviting people he knows to the party. Or, tell a female friend to uh, "service" him, during the party.

If all else fails, kill him.
Just a sub-par guitar player..

Quote by darkstar2466
Let's make this the Pit's motto:

"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
Page 1 of 2