Poll: ... Which applies to you?
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Bros b4 hos
76 44%
Hos b4 bros
37 21%
WTF is this Sh*t?
60 35%
Voters: 173.
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#1
Not my philosophy.

Yours?
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#2
I have no bros.
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#4
Bros are cool, don't get me wrong but, I don't buy none of that 'Bros b4 hos' b/s sometimes, really depends on the bro though.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#5
That is only true in theory. In practice, I am a male, and such women will always go ahead of the bros. If they are my bros, they understand this.
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#6
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Catch me,
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#7
If you think "Bros B4 Hos" applies you've obviously never had a long term girlfriend.
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#8
Bros b4 hoes is just used by guys who can't get any (like myself) to stop friends from hitting on girls.

AND from spending all their time with their girlfriend, but that's not really anything to do with bros b4 hoes and everything to do with not being whipped.
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#10
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My best friend is a girl.

Girls are allowed to talk there?
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#11
I feel that I naturally rank my monkey sphere in a continuum of importance, plus every situation will be vastly different as it pertains to which relationship I should put first.

Also, white knights ITT.
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#13
That idiom holds true only if you are into getting sodomized.
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#14
I personally go by FIFO, as opposed to Specific Identification. If I make plans with X and then Y wants to do something, I've locked into plans with X unless Y wants to come along and X agrees thats okay, or plans with X fall through entirely.


Or if Y is Zooey Dechanel.
#15
Quote by L2112Lif
I personally go by FIFO, as opposed to Specific Identification. If I make plans with X and then Y wants to do something, I've locked into plans with X unless Y wants to come along and X agrees thats okay, or plans with X fall through entirely.


Or unless Y is Zooey Dechanel.

This also. If Zooey Dechanel wants to bump uglies with me, my friends can go fuck themselves for a while.
#17
You guys don't get it. Bros before Hoes just means don't let your girl get you whipped to the point where you can't come hang out with them.
#18
I sacrifice my bros for my ho more often than I should. But the bro's don't have a vagina so it's cool.
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#20
depend on the situation. If it's "chance to root friends girlfriend", then the answer would be bros before hoes. It its "choose between date with pretty girl or go to friends place to play Xbox" then i choose hoes which i'm sure they'd understand.
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#21
If a guy says he's your bro because you used to get stoned and then treats his gf bad and the gf gets told by an ex to sleep with you because he really hates the guy, and she likes you, and the guy knows and suddenly out of the blue is like
'hey wassup bro'
Forget him and sleep with his girl and always... Know your options.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#23
F*ck that. I know what my buds would say if I could have gotten some and chose to party with them first. "dumb ass, you could have gotten some"....Bros B4 Hos is gay. (no, I'm not bashing gays, because they already know they would choose a bro over a ho any day)
#24
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If a guy says he's your bro because you used to get stoned and then treats his gf bad and the gf gets told by an ex to sleep with you because he really hates the guy, and she likes you, and the guy knows and suddenly out of the blue is like
'hey wassup bro'
Forget him and sleep with his girl and always... Know your options.

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#25
I've had a date cancelled because off bros before hoes.

Edit: He forgot her had plans with his buddies when he was making plans with me.
Last edited by CodChick at Jan 27, 2012,
#26
It's ho's before bros, but you must be very careful not to be a dick about it to your bros and you have to make sure they understand, which (if they're cool) they will.

And it completely depends on the situation... it's a real grey area tbh.
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#27
Quote by L2112Lif
I personally go by FIFO, as opposed to Specific Identification. If I make plans with X and then Y wants to do something, I've locked into plans with X unless Y wants to come along and X agrees thats okay, or plans with X fall through entirely.


Or if Y is Zooey Dechanel.


This.

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#30
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Yeah? Well, I think you don't get it. You don't get the allure of Zooey.

wtf is a zooey?
#31
None of my bro's provide sexual favours, and my girlfriend is a lot more fun in general than most of my friends.

So it's Ho's before Bro's at the moment.
#32
My philosophy is first come, first serve. If I've already made plans with one, the other will have to wait
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#34
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You guys don't get it. Bros before Hoes just means don't let your girl get you whipped to the point where you can't come hang out with them.

This is what I always thought it meant too. Don't get whipped.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#37
Quote by BlackVoid
You guys don't get it. Bros before Hoes just means don't let your girl get you whipped to the point where you can't come hang out with them.


Nope. You got it wrong.

The phrase means do not put random sloots (hoes) before your best bros. For instance, if you drove you and your bros to the club, but a girl wants to leave and have sex you are bound by the bro code to say 'no' and not forsake your bros.

A girlfriend/fiance/wife is not a hoe and therefore is not affected by this particular rule.
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#38
Dgaf
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